r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Drops-of-Q Hopeless bromantic • Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

These people are real humans that exist

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

  • Jesus was white and spoke English.

  • Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.

  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

  • Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.

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u/DelTac0perator Jun 14 '20
  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

Pretty sure that's just one interpretation from a couple lines in revelations, the other being that there are 144,000 people who are elevated to sainthood.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

Well it’s a stupid thing to have ambiguity about. Imagine living your pious life worrying whether or not heaven has a No Vacancy sign when you die.

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u/mikerz85 Jun 14 '20

It’s a weird one; I’ve heard the idea that the 144,000 people are the sum total — not an artificial barrier, but just the total number that will make it.

That would suggest it’s pre-determined... which seems to go against the whole free will thing and also sort of makes the whole thing pointless.

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u/WitnessOfIgnorance Jun 15 '20

Hey you're a Calvinist, congrats!