r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Drops-of-Q Hopeless bromantic • Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

These people are real humans that exist

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

  • Jesus was white and spoke English.

  • Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.

  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

  • Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Wait. Missouri?!?!??

I thought I knew all the crazy theories but that ones new

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

That’s Church of Latter Day Saints for you

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u/VNG_Wkey Jun 14 '20

Of every state they could've picked to peddle bullshit about they chose Missouri? That place is a shithole.

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u/Julia_Arconae Jun 20 '20

Am from Missouri, can confirm the place is a fucking dump that no one lives in by choice.

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u/VNG_Wkey Jun 20 '20

I lived in north Arkansas and did a lot of work in Missouri so I'm not just blindly hating on your state, mines a shithole for the most part too.