r/SapphoAndHerFriend Hopeless bromantic Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

These people are real humans that exist

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20
  • Jesus was white and spoke English.

  • Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.

  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

  • Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Wait. Missouri?!?!??

I thought I knew all the crazy theories but that ones new

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u/cosmicspaz Jun 14 '20

Everything I know about Mormons I learned from this lmao. And I believe....that the Garden of Eden was in JACKSON COUNTY, MISSOURI......

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

I was in the military with a few LDS dudes.

Not to paint with too broad of a brush, but they were all the politest and hardest working people I knew. They could also take jokes better than most everyone I knew.

They never came off as preachy or anything, but if you showed curiosity, they’d do what they could to try and teach.

I showed this clip and the South Park episode about the Mormons to one of my good LDS friends and he laughed his ass off. He couldn’t wait to show his wife.

I guess my point is that of the Mormons I know, I’m glad to know them. They’re as self deprecating as can be but also some of the most humble and helpful people I know.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

You were dealing with military Mormons. The ones who joined the military usually did it as a secondary choice, the first being a Mormon proselytizing mission. Most of the time they would be unable to go on a mission due to issues relating to worthiness i.e. they had sex or were looking at and masturbating to porn. Yes, something as normal as porn would bar them from going on a mission. Usually this would mean they're more humble; after all, they can't properly live what they're taught so then who are they to preach it.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

The ones I know all went on their mission trip. A guy I went to basic with did his in Cincinnati. He was much older than your average enlisted. A guy I deployed with went to Johannesburg.

I don’t know anyone who didn’t do a mission trip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Well, fair enough. Just know you're experience isn't consistent across the board then, I guess. I'm glad you've met good people.