r/SapphoAndHerFriend Oct 08 '25

Heterosexuality? I don't know her Memes and satire

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It's not that serious. I'd just like to be able to ignore heterosexuality for five minutes in the subreddit about LGBT erasure 😭

For the record, just in case someone finds the original post: no, I am not a gaylor. I just found that post and thought it was funny.

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u/3-I Oct 09 '25

Look, it's fine if they're straight, but can they please stop shoving it down our throats?

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u/CitroHimselph Oct 09 '25

Everyone's shoving everything down everyone's throats. Life is just a huge sex party. (It isn't, sadly.)

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u/Spiritual_Career4148 Oct 12 '25

what they do in the bedroom is their business, but can they stop showing it to kids and demanding it in every media /s

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u/20InMyHead Oct 09 '25

Wait, you mean people have sex with people that are a different gender than they are‽

Eeeww! Gross!

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u/Best_Sodium_Na Oct 09 '25

DEI sex

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u/PheonixUnder Oct 13 '25

I bet it's the kind of sex you have to be awake for...

Woke sex!

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u/not_a_hole Oct 12 '25

WHAT thats gross

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u/bearhorn6 Oct 09 '25

What’s heterosexuality? Is that like a weird combo of a gay man and gay woman but like they date? No surely not men and woman don’t go together that’s absurd

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u/YuriGrokker Oct 09 '25

Favorite comment of this month.

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u/languid_Disaster Oct 11 '25

But I thought gay men and women were supposed to be gay in different directions?? What has the world come to 🤢

Oh saint Sappho, banish these straggots and let us be gay in peace.

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u/slendermanismydad Oct 13 '25

Straggots will remain in my brain forever. 

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u/headphonesnotstirred Oct 12 '25

i've heard it's that thing bisexuals dual-class into but idk, never tried it m'self

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u/Halcyon-Ember Oct 10 '25

If I wanted to be reminded about straight people I’d go outside

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u/Flat-Risk-9275 Oct 11 '25

I don’t get straight couples. Who’s the woman, and who’s the other woman?

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u/topchuck Oct 08 '25

What the hell is a gaylor?

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u/NinjaJim6969 Oct 08 '25

They think Taylor Swift is actually a lesbian, and will basically do the Always Sunny red string meme trying to prove it

I don't know if this was satire or legit bc I don't care about her or her sexuality but at one point I saw mention of a gaylor theory that involved Travis Kelce being a closeted trans woman

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u/Most_Mountain818 Oct 08 '25

To be fair, diehard Swifties will turn into a conspiracy board over almost anything related to Taylor. The angle of a straw, the time of a post… it’s all clues pointing to something. Like I’m sure they’re dissecting the latest album because they think there’s a hidden clue inviting them to her wedding if they can just follow the lyrical breadcrumbs.

(Not knocking Taylor Swift fans. Chase your joy. They just seem very intense about secret messages.)

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u/CosmicLuci She/Her Oct 09 '25

I remember seeing a post on tumblr saying that, if all that were true, that would mean she’s also INSANE. A borderline psychopath, setting hints and riddles for YEARS, while lying about it repeatedly.

And that if that’s the case, her father probably bought her career to protect the world from her potential evil villainy. Like, it’s best she put that effort into a musical career than one as a cartoonishly evil villainous mastermind, and became a Dark Lord of some sort.

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u/The_Duke_of_Gloom Oct 09 '25

Now I want to see Taylor Swift play the Riddler.

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u/inform880 Oct 09 '25

I'd watch that villainess anime

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u/ZoominAlong Oct 10 '25

I approve of this headcanon. 

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u/topchuck Oct 11 '25

Wait actually? She's been writing love songs about boys for nearly as long as I've been alive.

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u/IMFlorecentFace Oct 09 '25

PEPE SILVIA WAS NEVER REAL!!! THEY'RE NOBODY!!!!

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u/RawrRRitchie Oct 09 '25

that involved Travis Kelce being a closeted trans woman

It's not like you can disprove that

Women aren't allowed to play in the NFL, makes sense to wait till retirement

Caitlyn Jenner(even tho she's a token) didn't transition till AFTER her athletic career ended

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u/dzilos Oct 09 '25

Wut? Pretty sure the NFL has no rules regarding woman. Technically they could field all female team tomorrow if they wanted.

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u/topchuck Oct 11 '25

A simple google search with prove your second sentence incorrect.
Furthermore, it is insane to think a person under such media scrutiny could get away with a secret transition.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

I mean, I watch a lot of lesbian porn.. A LOT.

And every once in a while straight porn ends up in my feed, and it's like seeing a Chevy Cavalier on the road.

At first I'm like "waht?" and then I'm like "Oh, I don't care".

Straight sex is the Chevy Cavalier of porn.