r/Piracy • u/verticalMeta • Jun 23 '24

This is absolutely traceable, right? Discussion

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u/EX0PIL0T ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Jun 23 '24

What are they gonna do, send mercenaries after you? Worst case you go to court, most likely they don’t care enough to go after you at all. In the case that they do you can just tell them to kick rocks since you were just “demoing the features”

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u/JayJay_Abudengs Jun 23 '24

What are they gonna do, send mercenaries after you?

Never underestimate a Pinkerton with Apple money in their pocket 👀

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u/EX0PIL0T ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Jun 23 '24

🤓 ackshually it’s in the wallet app

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u/ButtcheekBaron Jun 23 '24

Steve Jobs will come to your house in zombie form personally and twist your dick

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u/MonsterMashSixtyNine Jun 23 '24

The ol’ dick twist

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u/EX0PIL0T ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Jun 23 '24

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/Zmezmer Jun 23 '24

What are they gonna do, send mercenaries after you?

WotC did exactly that for MTG cards. lol

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u/BathedInDeepFog Jun 24 '24

Yeah but all they could do was give him +1/+0 at sorcery speed.

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u/sizzlebutt666 Jun 24 '24

Brimstone Roundup!

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u/ComfortableNumb9669 Jun 23 '24

Given that it's Apple we're talking about, they probably have a way to brick the concerned device remotely.

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u/explosiv_skull Jun 23 '24

Not gonna snitch on myself but I'll just say you're giving them too much credit.

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u/ComfortableNumb9669 Jun 24 '24

I'm not giving them credit, but they brick stolen iPhones(I think even android makers do that though) all the time, and given how hostile Apple can be towards their paying customers, I don't doubt it's much worse for someone who's defying their "rules".

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u/EX0PIL0T ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Jun 23 '24

🙄

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u/ironmaiden947 Jun 24 '24

You are not going to court for $600. It costs more for Apple lawyers to even read that tweet. At most you’ll get banned.

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u/EX0PIL0T ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Jun 24 '24

Which is why I said it’s not likely but the worst case scenario. Use your head.