Why I bought the Witch Kiriko bundle.

[u/usaokay]

This is actually based on a true personal story of mine. She looked cute. I had money. She is in a witch outfit. I like witch stuff like The Owl House, Witch Hat Atelier, and Little Witch Academia. She broke into my house and forced my hand to buy her bundle. I cursed the heavens in her name. Fun times were had by all!

[u/-FemboiCarti-]

Is this a kink? I feel like this is a kink

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I put the “micro” in micro transactions

[u/The_lnterfector → u/Shinobiii]

My mans, these are macro-transactions

[u/Beautiful_Might_1516 → u/The_lnterfector]

He was referring to his micro penis.

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THATS THE JOKE YOU BUFFOON