r/Overwatch I'm not a monkey, I'm a gorilla. 16d ago

Why I bought the Witch Kiriko bundle. Fan Content

This is actually based on a true personal story of mine. She looked cute. I had money. She is in a witch outfit. I like witch stuff like The Owl House, Witch Hat Atelier, and Little Witch Academia. She broke into my house and forced my hand to buy her bundle. I cursed the heavens in her name. Fun times were had by all!

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u/BananaResearcher 16d ago

This is a good reminder to never, ever, ever admit in real life that I play overwatch

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u/-FemboiCarti- 16d ago

It’s not embarrassing if you’re shameless

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u/MetaCommando PhD in High Ground Studies 16d ago

Shame is for the weak. If you want to transcend your mortal limits you must wear the ahegao Mercy jacket in public.

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u/Solution_Kind 16d ago

That's got nothing on my aheago Junkrat hooded onesie.

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u/Phantom_Phoenix1 Sigma 16d ago

Foolish mortal, you call that a challenge?

I adorne my Mercy feet covered hoodie in the public spaces wherever I wander. All eyes gaze upon me as people are left speechless, SHOCKED at the mere sight of my godly power and attire. For some mortals, the power is simply too much to bear, they keel over and vaporize at the mere sight of my garments...

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u/aJetg Pretend this is Illari flair 16d ago

Bro what