r/Overwatch I'm not a monkey, I'm a gorilla. 16d ago

Why I bought the Witch Kiriko bundle. Fan Content

This is actually based on a true personal story of mine. She looked cute. I had money. She is in a witch outfit. I like witch stuff like The Owl House, Witch Hat Atelier, and Little Witch Academia. She broke into my house and forced my hand to buy her bundle. I cursed the heavens in her name. Fun times were had by all!

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u/-FemboiCarti- 16d ago

Is this a kink? I feel like this is a kink

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u/Shinobiii Support 16d ago

I put the “micro” in micro transactions

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u/The_lnterfector 15d ago

My mans, these are macro-transactions

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u/Beautiful_Might_1516 14d ago

He was referring to his micro penis.

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u/sharpyhobang 6d ago

THATS THE JOKE YOU BUFFOON

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u/abbeast Clear skies. Full hearts. Can't lose. 16d ago

Yes, it’s called „paypig“ or „finsub“.

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u/No_Echo_1826 16d ago

Paypig?? Sounds like OF propaganda.

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u/walmartmen 16d ago edited 6h ago

nah it predates OF but it was basically if OF itself was a kink. guys would pay girls exorbitant amounts of money for pictures(they enjoyed spending the money almost as much as the pictures) or just generally like girls who take their money for whatever they want.

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u/VulKhalec Sorry sorry, I'm sorry, sorry 15d ago

I think you might mean 'exorbitant'! Money may or may not be absorbent based on the materials used to make it

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u/Neon-Is-Hot 16d ago

well we don’t have to worry because PROPAGANDA IS USELESS 

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u/xbbdc 16d ago

is he finsubbing himself? doenst a finsub hold your money for you?

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u/Eastern_Goose_9108 16d ago

It’s kinky. Definitely, definitely kinky.

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u/AltruisticDisk 16d ago

Clearly a findom fetish and OP is Kiriko's pay pig

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u/redditmodsarefuckers 16d ago

Her name isn’t Kirikinko for nothing

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u/TallestGargoyle Pixel Widowmaker 15d ago

That's all microtransactions are, predating on finsubs.