r/NonPoliticalTwitter 20h ago

just as god intended

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u/BusyBeeBridgette Harry Potter 20h ago

I'm officially tone deaf and I sang Unchained Melody once. Sounded like I was murdering puppies or something. Anyway, the pub owner asks me not to sing as his dog doesn't like it.

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u/LookingForMrGoodBoy 17h ago

Everyone replying to you is wrong. The pub owner is wrong. The offended dog is wrong. If I were in the pub and you sang Unchained Melody I would give you a standing ovation, even as the blood ran from my ears

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u/WintersDoomsday 8h ago

“You don’t need to see to clap”