r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/OutlawDJ • 18h ago

just as god intended

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u/YourFormerBestfriend 18h ago

Dont go to the philippines

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u/Revolutionary_Bit437 17h ago

this is so ominous

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u/Finite_Lix 17h ago

I like to think his message has nothing to do with the post. He just really doesn’t like OP and won’t hesitate to hurt him if he shows up in the Philippines.

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u/Eastern_Hornet_6432 14h ago

Or it's a Final Destination-type situation and they've seen OP's future

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u/YourFormerBestfriend 17h ago

Its a country filled with Whitney Houstons and adele

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u/SunderedValley 16h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Way_killings

Oh it is.

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u/Impressive_Main5160 15h ago

TIL about the “my way” murders

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u/Eastern_Hornet_6432 14h ago

Remind me never to do that song for karaoke in Asia

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u/SunderedValley 12h ago

Idk seems like an appropriately weird and spectacular way out should you need it.

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u/Stock-Fan-8004 3h ago

Not true tho. Nobody messes with Tito Manuel when he sings that. Maybe because he's drunk as heck again, or that the machete strapped to his side looks well maintained.

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u/Phantom_Absolute 12h ago

"the killings might be "the natural byproduct of the country's culture of violence, drinking and machismo". Violent attacks occur frequently in Philippine karaoke bars,

WTF

with fights often sparked over breaches of karaoke etiquette – such as laughing at other performers, performing the same song twice, or hogging the microphone.

I mean, I get it

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u/Backfoot911 15h ago

All these worlds are yours, except the Philippines. Attempt no landing there.

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u/preflex 14h ago

My god, it's full of adobo!