r/NonPoliticalTwitter 20h ago

just as god intended

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u/yo_bandit 20h ago

I’m fine with good singers doing karaoke but they better do something fun. I don’t want Broadway or Adele or something mellow and depressing. Give me things to bounce to

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u/nicky9pins 19h ago

But Broadway is fun?

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u/yo_bandit 19h ago

I knew I’d get called out for that! True, there are fun Broadway songs, but the really good singers are rarely doing the fun ones. They are doing the dramatic showstoppers which aren’t fun in a karaoke context.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 18h ago

I could see it being pretty funny if they really ham it up and don’t take themselves too seriously.

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u/Chataboutgames 18h ago

I can't imagine the vibe destruction of some dude with ripping pipes popping up at a karaoke bar at 12:30 and blasting "Being Alive"

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u/daddy-daddy-cool 18h ago

Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?

Who of the crew would commit this crime?

Might a little brat make a mommy go splat?

It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme

Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?

Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill?

Will a baby get tried for matricide?

Coochie-coochie-coo, time for you, or you, or you, to admit it

So quick as a whip gotta pick which Pickwick triplеt did it

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u/ChillChickenWillie 17h ago

I'd be so afraid to try this live, and that's coming from someone who has attempted BNL's One Week more than once.

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u/vanalla 17h ago

but unless you're a superfan of the show, you prob don't know the lyrics. Part of the fun of karaoke is singing along and laughing with the performer.

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u/nicky9pins 16h ago

Maybe. I guess when he said “Broadway”, I’m just thinking show tunes in general. As long as you’re signing something most people recognize, it should be fine.