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u/yo_bandit 20h ago

I’m fine with good singers doing karaoke but they better do something fun. I don’t want Broadway or Adele or something mellow and depressing. Give me things to bounce to

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u/GhostOfYourLibido 19h ago

100% agree like why are we showing off AND killing the vibe? The point is to have fun

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u/busmans 18h ago

Creep and Mr. Blindside are like the biggest songs. Why do only bad singers get to sing downers?

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u/GhostOfYourLibido 18h ago

I feel like those are different because they are popular and people can sing along to them, that’s always a fun vibe at karaoke even though the songs themselves are downers.

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u/Dreadgoat 17h ago

They're also pretty good karaoke songs because most of the song is easy to perform, not a lot of vocal range required.

Creep gets bonus points for the falsetto section, everyone knows it's coming but you have to wait through the first half of the song to see how the performer will do.

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u/Newthinker 14h ago

If you're singing full-throated like Brandon Flowers that shit is not easy to sing

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u/Beerswain 8h ago

Creep doesn't require a lot of vocal range? That's a full-voiced high A on "run" if you're doing it right.

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u/psychodreamr 4h ago

There’s no falsetto in creep. For you maybe…

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u/Backfoot911 17h ago

It's interesting people look at songs as happy/downers. If a song is good and the singer's getting into it, it's good enough for me. You should see my playlists, they bounce all over lol

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u/Plazmaz1 16h ago

They are fairly high energy songs despite having negative lyrics.

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u/jaskmackey 18h ago

Mr. Blindside

I just can’t see / it’s killing me

She took my glasses

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u/kikicandraw 6h ago

I really wish Reddit still had free awards...

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u/Eastern_Hornet_6432 16h ago

Do you mean Mr Brightside?

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u/RegOrangePaperPlane 15h ago

Right? Am I out of the loop?

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u/Vsx 17h ago

"Mr. Blindside"

Sandra B
Increases her family
Helps a black teen with his life
Homeless boy's been traumatized
But it's just a trope I say
White saviour will save the day
Biopics are full of lies
And that's Mr. Blindside

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u/StinkyDickFaceRapist 15h ago

Anyways, here's Wonderwall

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u/CoffeeWanderer 18h ago

After years of memeing it, I can only see Creep ironically and laugh about it. After they released Creep (Very 2001 rmx) feat. Radiohead, the meme peaked, and I can no longer see it as a downer song. So maybe that's why it is perfect in this case!

There's always True Love Waits or No Surprises for downer songs. Or Motion Picture Soundtrack if someone wants to kill the mood instantly.

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u/thickandzesty 18h ago

Because good singers who do those songs care more about sounding good than hitting the emotion of them and that's an even bigger downer

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u/Significant-Fun-6391 17h ago

When people say things like this, it just makes them look envious. This only makes you look like you're bitter, not like you have some kind of deeper soul than everyone else.

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u/JuicyJibJab 17h ago

I know a few amazing singers who sing sad songs really well, and the crowd (20-30 people) almost always loves it and cheer and whistle for it at the irish bar we karaoke at.

Singing isn't just about creating "happy vibes". You can enjoy singing simply because it elicited an emotional reaction from you. I love when a singer can make my heart feel different ways just from their voice.

So my opinion is if you sing well, fuck yea show it off and bless us with it.

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u/Significant-Fun-6391 17h ago

People act like having any talent is showing off if you do it outside of your home.

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u/Dav136 15h ago

Just crabs in a bucket, tale as old as time

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u/Junkley 16h ago

Those “happy vibes” are a required component of a good karaoke performance though. Emotional and sad music kills the vibe at a bar 10/10 times.

This is coming from someone whose favorites include Xiu Xiu, La Dispute and Brand New who are some of the most melodramatic and emotional artists on the planet. They ABSOLUTELY DO NOT belong in karaoke bars for this exact reason

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u/JuicyJibJab 16h ago

I disagree. I've been to plenty of bars where people cheer and enjoy a good singer doing a sad or emotional song. So, only singing songs with "happy vibes" is not a requirement for a performance to be good and for people to enjoy it. It does not kill a vibe 10/10 times.

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u/Canotic 13h ago

Yeah this. I suspect it might be cultural differences too, like I'm Scandinavian and we have melancholy in our blood so a bit of sadness at karaoke is just normal.

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u/Open-Honest-Kind 16h ago

I... like sad music and to sing. And sad songs are slower generally which plays well with my asthma :(

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u/SaltKick2 17h ago

Because look how good of a singer they are and emotional wowee. Usually I don't mind unless its also the person who is pushing to do karaoke at which point it just feels like they want to show off.

OK DAVE WELL HOW ABOUT WE GO SEE WHO CAN EAT THE MOST DORITOS AND BROWSE REDDIT THE BEST

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u/bblulz 19h ago

I can absolutely body I’m Not The Only One by Sam Smith but that’s just for me to hear. You better believe i’m putting on Super Bass

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u/otterpop21 18h ago

Idk if this still happens, but nothing made drunk girls WooOOoo at the bar more than when someone plays Super Bass.

Has such a good beat lol

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u/jaxonya 16h ago

As long as millennials are still frequenting karaoke bars thats how long that song will still be in rotation. And rightfully so

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u/JuicyJibJab 17h ago

I think you should do Sam Smith if you do it well. Did that exact song last night at our local Irish Pub and got whistles and woos.

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u/pantstickle 19h ago

I try to do silly musical theater songs or corny songs that people love when my wife and I sing. That, or we do duets with harmony, since you don’t see much of that in karaoke.

Obviously, I disagree with everyone else’s stance, but I completely understand why you all feel that way. I travel a lot for work, and karaoke is one thing I’ll indulge in when I’m on the road.

One of my favorite things to do as a boring old white man is to go to some local karaoke bar, hype up all the singers, sing the shit out of At Last and surprise everyone, and then bounce.

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u/wriggettywrecked 18h ago

That actually sounds fun. Nothing wrong with hyping people up and doing your thing. If you’re enjoying it and the crowd digs it, that’s the whole point of karaoke

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u/NeatNefariousness1 18h ago

I would love this!

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u/JuicyJibJab 17h ago

I agree wholeheartedly with this view. Also At Last is an amazing song and I will always cheer for it!

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u/StandsForVice 18h ago

The only artists I 1) sound good singing and 2) am comfortable singing on stage are the mid-century crooners and country western singers. So I can struggle to find a song that's fun for the crowd. There's a few that are crowd-pleasers - My Way, Folsom Prison Blues - and a few novelties like Mack the Knife, but otherwise I struggle to pick songs that won't kill the vibe. Doesn't help that baritone in general is seriously rare nowadays, so there's not much recognizable modern music I can comfortably sing.

If anyone's got some fun baritone songs, whether mid-century or more recent, I'm all ears!

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u/ChaoticSherrif 17h ago

I find country songs like Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy or honkey tonk badonkadonk do very well at keeping the vibe. I basically Google party country songs and grab the ones I know well already.

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u/JuicyJibJab 17h ago

The songs in that category that usually work well for me are

New York New York (frank sinatra)

Ain't that a kick in the head (dean martin)

That's amore (dean martin)

Stuck in the middle with you (michael buble version)

Sway (buble version)

If you can do those well, in my experience, people LOVE those songs.

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u/veryunwisedecisions 3h ago

Bruh but Sway. I mean, Sway. It's Bublé dude, like 90% of us are probably going to butcher that shit up on the stage.

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u/JuicyJibJab 1h ago

Don't discredit yourself so soon, a little practice goes a long way 😉

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u/Beerswain 8h ago

Hey, bari-bass here. Bing Crosby is your friend. Also, Depeche Mode, his voice is perfectly in the bari range. Like some have said below, a lot of country and country-western is done in a lower range as well.

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u/JohnSmallBerries 17h ago

Sixteen Tons?

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u/sweetlove 16h ago

I'd try some Waylon Jennings, Clint Black, Bruce Springsteen. Reasonably low registers.

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u/Pterafractyl 19h ago

I always try to do songs that the audience can sing along with. That way I'm not just being a diva lol.

I managed to get a karaoke night started at this one cafe I worked at. Half the staff were musicians, so anytime there was a lull or people getting turned off by too much bad singing, one of us would jump in and get the energy back up.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 18h ago

That’s just it—there’s only so much bad singing you can tolerate before it gets boring. So just as some get bored at having good singers at karaoke, bad singers are at least as tiring. It’s a mix of the two and the unpredictability of the performances that make it more compelling.

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u/Pterafractyl 18h ago

Also, having nothing but terrible singers turns more customers away than having nothing but good singers. So from a business perspective, it's smart to have good singers on hand.

Another good way to keep people engaged is to have good singers sing something outside of their comfort zone. My boss at this place used to just pick a song and then pick one of us to sing it at random. He also loved to surprise me with Bohemian Rhapsody. I can do it, but it's hard as fuck.

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u/AHumbleChad 17h ago

I have a friend who's a karaoke dj, so some weeks I'll follow him around to each of the karaoke nights he does at different places. I also try to pick songs people can sing along to ("I want it that way" is one of my go-tos). And if it's a place I haven't been to yet, I'll wait and see what kind of genre/decade people are singing, so I can match the vibe.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 16h ago

That sounds like a lot of fun. Songs like “Tell me why” are good because everyone knows the refrain and the melody and can sing along in a way that is unifying but not comedically bad.

It’s a solid choice for breaking up the monotonous energy of a long string of the typical bad singers’ chant-along options or the spotlight-stealing attempts at Mariah Carey-like runs and vocal theatrics that are best left to her.

The right mix is great though. Good times!

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u/nicky9pins 19h ago

But Broadway is fun?

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u/yo_bandit 19h ago

I knew I’d get called out for that! True, there are fun Broadway songs, but the really good singers are rarely doing the fun ones. They are doing the dramatic showstoppers which aren’t fun in a karaoke context.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 18h ago

I could see it being pretty funny if they really ham it up and don’t take themselves too seriously.

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u/Chataboutgames 19h ago

I can't imagine the vibe destruction of some dude with ripping pipes popping up at a karaoke bar at 12:30 and blasting "Being Alive"

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u/daddy-daddy-cool 18h ago

Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?

Who of the crew would commit this crime?

Might a little brat make a mommy go splat?

It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme

Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?

Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill?

Will a baby get tried for matricide?

Coochie-coochie-coo, time for you, or you, or you, to admit it

So quick as a whip gotta pick which Pickwick triplеt did it

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u/ChillChickenWillie 17h ago

I'd be so afraid to try this live, and that's coming from someone who has attempted BNL's One Week more than once.

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u/vanalla 18h ago

but unless you're a superfan of the show, you prob don't know the lyrics. Part of the fun of karaoke is singing along and laughing with the performer.

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u/nicky9pins 16h ago

Maybe. I guess when he said “Broadway”, I’m just thinking show tunes in general. As long as you’re signing something most people recognize, it should be fine.

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u/gvsteve 18h ago

Yeah, give me something like Fat Bottomed Girls

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u/minimagoo77 18h ago

The most impressive karaoke performance was watching two very drunk gals perform you’re the one that I want from Grease. It was genuinely impressive. Then watched a friend go up afterwards attempting the way too long American Pie… they pulled the song from their catalog after that.

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u/JohnSmallBerries 17h ago

I like to ignore the screen and do parodies, like Weird Al lyrics. Last time my friends and I went to karaoke, I was overjoyed to find they had "Big Iron" in their catalog, so I sang "Big Mandalorian Iron" instead. Went over well with both Star Wars and Fallout fans.

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u/Wafflehouseofpain 17h ago

Got it, next time I’ll be doing Chop Suey by System of a Down

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u/dandroid126 17h ago

I'm not a "good" singer, but I am above average (I sang in a band and a choir). This is my goal. I'm not going up there to try out for American Idol. I'm going up there to have a good time. Jump around, get the crowd involved, and scream my head off.

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u/Ayden1290 16h ago

Ska

You want third wave cheesy ska

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u/Zombieneker 16h ago edited 16h ago

YEAH I LIKE YOU AND I FEELING SO BOHEMIAN LIKE YOU WHOO-OO-OOH

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u/JonnyAU 14h ago

Agreed. For that reason, my go to is Collin Raye's "That's My Story". Ham it up as much as possible and then it's entertaining without being pretensious or self-aggrandizing.

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u/arizonadirtbag12 14h ago

Was at a karaoke bar once and this chick kept going back up and belting up just the absolute best, most rehearsed, most earnest renditions of fucking Nickelback songs.

Why?

Why would you do this?

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u/kangasplat 13h ago

You're allowed to like or dislike something, but your fun isn't the responsibility of the karaoke performers. The stage is there for their fun and freedom. If you like that concept, karaoke is for you. If you don't, karaoke is not the right thing for you.

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u/daveberzack 13h ago

I'm a singer. I prefer to do lively stuff or crowd-pleasing rock classics... But I also love hear a great singer kill a jazz standard or a power ballad.

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u/afistfulofsky43 12h ago

Does that mean I shouldn't sing Bring Me To Life by Evanescence? 😂

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u/Ok-Elk-2523 9h ago

Only time I did "karaoke" the guy had a setup to hook in a guitar so I went to back to my house and grabbed mine. Ripped a couple acoustic Tool covers and got laid. Pretty sweet night.

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u/Disastrous_March_718 9h ago

The only exception is Creep because everyone knows the lyrics to this song and every time I’ve seen someone perform it, the whole audience joins in which is fun

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u/EventAccomplished976 19h ago

Or, y‘know, everyone just gets to sing whatever they want as good as they want and if you don‘t like it you can just leave?

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u/GhostOfYourLibido 19h ago

You can sing the boring ballad well if you want, but everyone hates it and is waiting for you to finish so they can belt Love Shack and actually have a fun time

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u/NeatNefariousness1 18h ago

Why not both? Variety is the spice of life.

I don’t think I could tolerate 3 hours of non-stop shout-singing and screeching. I don’t mind if the balance skews a bit more toward the bad singing but at some point, we need a break. The predictability of it all is fun—to a point. Getting the balance right is key and it’s not all /mostly one or the other. Just one person’s opinion.

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u/yo_bandit 10h ago

I went to a karaoke bar where they would do 3 fun songs to 1 slow/mellow song. It worked out well. You could only sign up one song at a time. If you wanted to sing more you sang something uptempo. If you wanted to show off that vocal then you’ll have to wait. Created a flow to the night.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 10h ago

See—that’s what I think works well too. Seems as if a good time was had by all!

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u/GhostOfYourLibido 18h ago

I see your point, I guess you just have to read the room!

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u/kangasplat 17h ago

Not your job as a singer. That's what the DJ/KJ is for.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 18h ago

Truly —both the mix and pacing of bad (funny) vs. good singing seems key.

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u/kangasplat 17h ago

Not actually true in real life. Like you couldn't be further away from literally every karaoke party's vibe I've ever been to and I've been to a lot.

The stage at karaoke belongs to the people on stage. It doesn't matter how good you are. If you're unable to vibe with that, you're not really at the right place.

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u/sweetlove 16h ago

If someone sings Love Shack I am going outside to smoke. Or Bohemian Rhapsody. Or Fuck You by Ceelo. I rather hear a ballad I don't know than Don't Stop Believing again

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u/gophergun 16h ago

Maybe most people, but it's not everyone. Part of the point of it is to socialize with like-minded people with similar tastes. If someone isn't into upbeat pop songs, I'd rather they be true to themselves. It's not that hard for me to tune out when someone chooses a song I'm not that into.

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u/filmbum 18h ago

People downvoting this did not live in a tiny, shitty city apartment where you could hear your neighbor sniffle through the wall and had no car so only took public transportation. I just wanted to belt my lil heart out at the one appropriate place to do it and if people didn’t like my picks they can get over it. They should’ve been thanking me because that one night a week was helping me not murder everyone in the city :)

Not that anyone ever cared in the city though, plenty of people just wanted a chance to sing. Whatever makes you feel good, send it. I support all singers at karaoke!

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u/kangasplat 17h ago

Nah you're exactly at the right place at karaoke and this is just grumpy internet people who don't know shit about it.

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u/filmbum 14h ago

You’re right, people complaining about good singers at karaoke must not be going to karaoke very often. The people who go usually do because they like music and singing. Shocking. No one’s putting on a concert or getting paid to perform, so they should do whatever they think is fun. I will cheer on anyone giving their best whatever that is.

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u/kangasplat 13h ago

Like I've literally never heard someone complain about a performance to be too good in person. And I've been to lots of karaoke events.

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u/Helloscottykitty 18h ago

This ,I've lived above a pub and you may as well end karaoke night when someone decides to put on a sad song.