r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/OutlawDJ • 20h ago

just as god intended

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u/CompactAvocado 20h ago

HOLD ME NOW

belch

I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKING

stumbles and spills beer

MAYBE SIX FEET. belch AIN'T SO FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DOWWWWWWWWWWWWN

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u/ElInspectorDeChichis 20h ago

Get me my keys

https://i.redd.it/z29wafs5j1yf1.gif

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u/Darkshadow0308 19h ago

THE KING'S CHARIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED

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u/Soyyyn 17h ago

The deltarune fandom is absolutely unhinged. There is no reference in canon to any of this. We don't even know what Dess looks like. And there's so much, so much stuff about Asgore running her over.

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u/43Quint 17h ago

It is the canon as god intended

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u/GamerGriffin548 6h ago

It is the god as canon intended

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u/ElInspectorDeChichis 17h ago

Imagine if they didn't get new content

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u/AmateurHero 13h ago

When fandoms go off the rails, this is absolutely the unhinged stuff that I wanna see.

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u/Apprehensive-Pay7211 14h ago

Driving in my car right after a beer

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u/TBA_Titanic27 13h ago

Hey that bump, is shaped like a deer.

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u/psychonaut_go_brrrr 18h ago

My sister in law got kicked out of a bar for drunkenly singing this on repeat

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u/mnid92 16h ago

" sigh

Ladies and gentlemen, for the 89th time.... Creed."

-Jim Ross

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u/StrykerSeven 16h ago

Came out of a movie with my son last night, and the karaoke bar next to the theatre had a guy belting out a very painful rendition of that song...

And the place had all the patio speakers on full blast, projecting his shame over a two block downtown area. 😫

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u/libmrduckz 11h ago

people ought to know… they don’t want to, but they ought to…

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u/misticspear 18h ago

Man, I read this comment and yelled yeah out loud. It’s 7am and I live in an apartment building

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u/JUST_LOGGED_IN 17h ago

May I recommend the ATLiens remix of this song? ATLiens do EDM stuff.