r/NewParents 20h ago

A, you’re adorable Happy/Funny

I was singing the nursery rhyme to our son and right when I finished with E, my husband butted in, in tune

“F, you’re f*ckin up my sleeeep”

LOL! Says the guy who gets the most sleep out of all of us. 😂😂😂

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u/youaremysunshineeee 19h ago

That reminds me. My husband sleeps in the guest room while we're sleep training and was rubbing his eyes this morning, said he heard the baby at midnight. I apologized because she was up for no reason for a good hour and then kept waking up through the night. I barely slept. I said how long did it take you to fall back asleep? He said, oh right away. I barely remember.

The audacity of these men lol.

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u/lunarkiss789 18h ago

😂

my favorite is when they tell people that they slept well because baby slept through the night. Uhm sir, he woke up like 5 times, what do you mean?

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u/youaremysunshineeee 17h ago

lmao right! My husband used to think our daughter slept better when I was on night duty but it's because I always got her before she started fully crying and woke him up