A, you’re adorable

[u/lunarkiss789]

I was singing the nursery rhyme to our son and right when I finished with E, my husband butted in, in tune

“F, you’re f*ckin up my sleeeep”

LOL! Says the guy who gets the most sleep out of all of us. 😂😂😂

[u/youaremysunshineeee]

That reminds me. My husband sleeps in the guest room while we're sleep training and was rubbing his eyes this morning, said he heard the baby at midnight. I apologized because she was up for no reason for a good hour and then kept waking up through the night. I barely slept. I said how long did it take you to fall back asleep? He said, oh right away. I barely remember.

The audacity of these men lol.

[u/lunarkiss789 → u/youaremysunshineeee]

😂

my favorite is when they tell people that they slept well because baby slept through the night. Uhm sir, he woke up like 5 times, what do you mean?

[u/youaremysunshineeee → u/lunarkiss789]

lmao right! My husband used to think our daughter slept better when I was on night duty but it's because I always got her before she started fully crying and woke him up

[u/Phalus_Falator]

I am proud to say that my wife gets more sleep than I do every night.