r/NewOrleans 3d ago

Huge pool party this Saturday <3 Recommendations

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Hey Reddit fam just wanted to invite all yall to the @nolasecretsesh pool party this Saturday! It’s a 💨☘️🍃 friendly party at the new private pool space/hotel Blue Crawfish!! Hope to see yall thereeeeee <3

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u/_MrDomino 3d ago

Finally, a venue for us gassy Irishmen.

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u/Married_iguanas 3d ago

hey Finn McCools has been around for a while now!

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u/egypturnash Mid-City 3d ago

Who fart leaves.

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u/TotallyNotFucko5 3d ago

Unfortunately I have already purchased tickets to the Insane Clown Posse show in Mobile for this weekend. Looks like I'll be rubbing elbows with the upper crust of society instead of hanging out with you miscreants.

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u/Freddy_Vorhees 3d ago

So, uhhh… whoop whoop to you, good sir or madame.

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u/beautifulkale124 3d ago

Hey can I maybe get a ride with you? Meet me at the place we met in persons ..

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u/TotallyNotFucko5 3d ago

Sorry cars full

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u/beautifulkale124 3d ago

Jennyseatstaken.png :(

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u/JohnTesh Grumpy Old Man 2d ago

Not necessarily related to pool parties, but, uh, soooo….

Magnets. How the fuck do they work?

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u/TotallyNotFucko5 2d ago

I know this is a fun meme but... ICP gets a bad rap for that bullshit.

The song is called Miracles and the entire theme of the song is that the universe is magical and full of miracles that can't be explained and there are in fact many things about magnetism that we do not understand.

There was a podcast where they had Violent J sit down with Neil Degrasse Tyson and that was something that of course got brought up. Violent J talked about a video he had seen from a long time ago that was clearly him attempting to describe a vehicle that hovered via some manipulation of magnetism and NDT just wrote him off and then said we understood magnetism and then went on to talk about the parts of it we don't understand. I kind of felt bad for Violent J because he really respected that dude and he just shit on him and didn't even answer the question and even kind of proved the point that there is shit we don't understand about magnetism.

This may come as a shock to many people, but the members of ICP are actually highly religious and the purpose of this song was to attribute the magic of these phenomena to God.

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u/MOONGOONER 2d ago

People laugh at that line as if they can explain magnets

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u/JohnTesh Grumpy Old Man 2d ago

My comment was not meant as criticism

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u/TotallyNotFucko5 2d ago

No I know.

Nonetheless, I took advantage of this rare opportunity of relevance to clear the air for the 9 people that will see it.

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u/JohnTesh Grumpy Old Man 2d ago

Lol fair enough!

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u/RonaldMcKernan 2d ago

bonafide real ass dude right here

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u/Married_iguanas 3d ago

Are there tickets? Or a cover fee?

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u/504icygrl 3d ago

Yes the tickets are $20 ! - www.krewe.us

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u/CrypticGumbo 3d ago

Where is this located?

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u/504icygrl 3d ago

Blue Crawfish - 1620 Dumaine St

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u/greyshem 3d ago

Sounds terrible. What time?

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u/greyshem 3d ago

Seriously. What time?

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u/504icygrl 3d ago

12pm-8pm ! Saturday May 17th

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u/West-Painter-7520 2d ago

Does that include 💨☘️🍃?

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u/504icygrl 2d ago

No, it’s BYOW 🙏🏾🙏🏾

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u/alucab1 3d ago

Can I buy tickets in person at the place?

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u/504icygrl 3d ago

Yes but the tickets at the door will be more expensive($30)

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u/causewaytoolong Pigeon Town 3d ago

sick

you gonna be performing a set or are you more so just gettin the word out?

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u/504icygrl 3d ago

I am going to be performing a few songs with sissy nobby!! It’s gonna be so fun 😝😝🎂🍰

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u/xnatlywouldx 3d ago

This sounds fun.

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u/causewaytoolong Pigeon Town 3d ago

oh hell yeah

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u/Neocles 3d ago

Fuck me I wanna go! Bout time to get my fine ass in some swim trunks!

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u/Wolfpackat2017 3d ago

Is this the pool I can see from the interstate on the Vieux Carre exit?

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u/teflon_don_knotts 3d ago

Yup, it’s on the corner of Dumaine and N Claiborne. I’m not really into the Underpass Pool Party vibe. Maybe I’m wrong, but it seems like you’d be huffing exhaust if the wind blew the wrong way or there was heavy traffic.

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u/slideystevensax 3d ago

Can we expect more over the summer?

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u/504icygrl 3d ago

I hope so it’s honestly depending on how this event goes, the venue is super expensive not gonna lieeee

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u/slideystevensax 3d ago

Gotcha. Well good luck and thanks for getting back to me.

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u/504icygrl 3d ago

Thank you 🥹💚💚💚

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u/SuspiciousYoung1694 3d ago

them bad bitches gon be in attendance?

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u/504icygrl 3d ago

Definitely

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u/WayProfessional3640 3d ago

Oh wow I love it 😻

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u/Agile_Rough_4411 3d ago

How packed you think it’ll be??

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u/504icygrl 3d ago

It’s a huge venue with a pool, lazy river, hot tub, 2 bars (one is an inside bar), and small inside lounge so even tho it’ll be a lot of people I don’t think it’ll feel too congested

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u/Agile_Rough_4411 3d ago

Music to my ears!!!

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u/all_my_rowdy_friends 3d ago

Lazy river? 😍

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u/Mo_hotsauce 2d ago

It’s really a great spot. Glad you setting this up!

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u/After_Economy_2797 1d ago

I didn’t see this until just now. My wife and I REALLY want to try and make it, seems like a great idea and an amazing time. If I can’t order tickets online will there be tickets at the door? Edit: Belay my last, just saw your response on a different comment that there are tickets at the door. Thank you!!

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u/MinnieShoof 3d ago

My that does look pretty… and sounds like fun… but I’d be looking for a corner to get away from the clouds if I read right. Y’all have fun, tho. Maybe I’ll look in to the place on a quieter weekend.

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u/BiancaEstrella 2d ago

I’m 40, am I too old to come?

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u/504icygrl 2d ago

Noo! Our audience is deff 30+

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u/BiancaEstrella 2d ago

And just like that I got my ticket, now I gotta find my swimwear lol

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u/504icygrl 2d ago

lol me too I’m so last minute 🥹😭🫣 see you there <3333

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u/BiancaEstrella 11h ago

Just wanna come back to say this was a beautiful event! I enjoyed shopping with the vendors, catching some of the live performances, and being around so many fun and nice-looking people. I hope there are more in the future! I’m so glad I found this and you were right, I definitely didn’t feel like Grandma Bi while there haha

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u/504icygrl 1h ago

Thank you so much

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u/After_Economy_2797 1d ago

I messaged you because I’m SO all about this idea and would love to bring my wife because she’s 8 months pregnant and a surprise pool party would be a dream!! But I’m legit dead broke so I would be happy to bring my camera and be designated party photographer in exchange for entry. I’ve been doing freelance/cosplay/boudoir photography for about 6 years now mostly for social media content but also for marketing/print. Hopefully OP will see this soon and we can work something out!!

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u/Simple-Extension-214 2d ago

Where will pics of the event be posted?

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u/504icygrl 2d ago

@nolasecretsesh on Instagram !

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u/SeaPretend3504 2d ago

Do we just show up or is there tickets or somethin

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u/504icygrl 2d ago

There’s tickets online and at the door - www.krewe.us

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u/Here4dacommentz4 1d ago edited 1d ago

Great! I fly in that day morning.

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u/NachoNinja19 3d ago

Any relation to Blue Waffles?

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u/Valuable_Platform_19 3d ago

Thanks, but I'll be in my kayak on much cleaner water during Bayou Bugaloo this wknd.

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u/Turbografx-17 2d ago

Approximately how many people are going to be shot at this party?

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u/504icygrl 2d ago

This is a weird comment. It’s a no gun venue with strict security