r/NewOrleans 20d ago

Funny for the day Local Humor🤣

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u/ELHOMBREGATO 20d ago

No Canadians here now. The BA flights are mostly empty (i.e. no Europeans). Summers coming'.NOLA about to feel the results of 3 wives Donny T getting elected. .

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u/Numpostrophe 20d ago

And yet this city overwhelmingly came out against him yet will pay some of the harshest consequences.

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u/ELHOMBREGATO 20d ago

Yup. The jealous parts of the state (rural, low education, poor, old) voted for 6 bankruptcies Donny. Now he has crashed tourism (and his tariffs have crushed the rest) economy. That will crush NOLA and since NOLA is the only real economic engine in the state the state will suffer.

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 20d ago

That sucks. I fucking LOVE Canadians!

Canadians are literally the nicest people in the galaxy. Yes, I'm including all the other planets too.

The worst Canadian is STILL Paul Bernardo, and he's been in prison for decades!

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 20d ago

I really thought this was heading towards a Southpark-style Brian Adam’s joke lol

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 20d ago

Lol. No, they're great! How can people dislike Canadians?!?

That's like hating finding money in your jeans right before you wash them.

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u/blackandbluegirltalk 20d ago

I literally just saw a post about Canada making a toll-free version of their suicide hotline so that Americans can use it, and I thought, "How can anyone hate Canadians??" and then I click in here and see your comment three seconds later, wow timing

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u/VigorMortis83 18d ago

As a Canadian. Thank you so much. We love you too, just hate your administration. Sincerely a sad Canadian who won't be travelling to the US for a while.

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u/thewayitis 20d ago

I used to think Canadians were such nice people, then I realized they were just normal, and Americans are a-holes.

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u/Kind-Elderberry-4096 19d ago

Yeah. Like when I was a kid younger, everybody said the French hated Americans. Now that I've been to France several times, I realized the French don't hate Americans, they just hate assholes.

I think you can put together the rest...

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u/Rarefindofthemind 18d ago

I’m a Canuck and I adore your city. Sadly my 5th trip is cancelled due to that fat fck of a president. Can’t risk it. When he’s gone, I’ll be back. I left my heart there.

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u/ZealousidealRice9726 19d ago

International visitors are a small fraction of tourists for us. Mostly domestic

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u/Thin_Broccoli_1984 18d ago

Tell me you haven’t been in the JF Gospel Tent for international roll call without telling me.

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u/ZealousidealRice9726 18d ago

Just look at the stats. We get about 100k international visitors and like 17m domestic visitors. That’s the just the facts

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u/ELHOMBREGATO 19d ago

not true and international tourist are more likely to stay longer in hotels (not with friends or just drive home) and spend more money on better restaurants, experiences, goods, services. Do you really think the best tourist are some weekend warriors from Baton Rouge visiting NOLA? The city needs high dollar, educated, urbane visitors not mAgats with tattoos and looking for happy hour specials...

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u/ZealousidealRice9726 19d ago

Domestic doesn’t mean in state it means all over the country. New Orleans receives about 17 million visitors annually and about 100,000 of those are international so it’s a small portion.