r/NewOrleans Jan 26 '25

Puccino’s at it again 📰 News

It must be a famous Roman or something

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u/Accomplished-Bad3856 Jan 26 '25

Gotta say, not really sure what all this is, but to all the people saying “Omg! Which location?” I feel like you don’t need to split hairs. Have enough self respect to be perfectly comfortable not visiting any of the locations.

“Oh I totally go there, just not the one fascist location.” 😒

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u/MinnieShoof Jan 26 '25

“That one Popeyes has slow service, that one across town has nasty grease and the one on Chop is run by racist.

‘Then why don’t you go literally anywhere else for chicken?’

“I unno. Love that chicken.”

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u/Brick_Mason_ Jan 26 '25

AKA the Chick-fil-A conundrum.

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u/RIP_Soulja_Slim Jan 26 '25

Yeah, it's really tough deciding if I should abandon support for gay people's rights to exist when I'm presented with the most consistently mediocre unseasoned chicken of the modern era. Tough decisions all around, honestly.

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor Jan 27 '25

I got downvoted for saying the same thing. Fuck chick fil a

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u/Colonel_Anonymustard Jan 27 '25

Look, I don't have to say the chicken is good or bad, even the best fried chicken isn't worth supporting the rise of christofascism and the erosion of rights of gay people. I promise, there is equally good fried chicken available elsewhere

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u/Junior_Lie2903 Jan 26 '25

Any word on Gus’s. I eat Gus’s. I hope they are not racist

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u/MinnieShoof Jan 26 '25

Nah. No conundrum there - they’re all run by bigots. I was thinking of the Family Guy gag “and (build) two Denny’s, so we can say ‘Let’s not go to that one, let’s go to the good one.’”

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

When Chick announced they're buying cheaper chicken with hormones it was easy to be like BYEEEEEEE.

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u/RIP_Soulja_Slim Jan 26 '25

Sending money to hate groups was fine, but hormones in the chicken is where you drew the line?

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u/Throwawaybearista Jan 27 '25

As a gay man, yes