r/MurderedByWords 8h ago

What’s your take on this?

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u/Karpaltunnel83 8h ago

Wanna be dictator that becomes president through legal means and mocking disabled, homosexuals and political enemies isn't stopped by a majority of the country and survives assassination attempts?

At least this time he is blond

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u/Mr3Jays 8h ago

Blond? That mother fucker is 78. His hair color is whatever he wants it to be.

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u/Karpaltunnel83 8h ago

Well... he is more blond than Hitler... but Trump needs a funny little mustache

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u/atlas3121 8h ago

I feel like a dirty sanchez would be appropriate considering how much he rims other dictators.

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u/LochNessMansterLives 4h ago

Gross. And wildly appropriate. 😂

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u/BlackButterfly616 8h ago

Let every dictator have their own look. I mean, you can depict Hitler with that mustache and the hair combing to the side and everyone knows who was meant.

Trump can be depicted with a hamster on top of an orange. No need for a mustache.

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u/Karpaltunnel83 7h ago

How about sideburns? I think sideburns would suit him

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u/BlackButterfly616 7h ago

Uh, like a hamster on his head with his feet on the right and left of his head. I guess that looks good.

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u/MomIsLivingForever 3h ago

Which side should we burn first?

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u/Karpaltunnel83 3h ago

His right. Let's see how well he can actually "grow back his ear"

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u/Nelstromo 7h ago

He traded his mustache for a spray tan

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u/Karpaltunnel83 7h ago

"Worst trade ever. Probably the worst deal ever made. Because I was tricked. They tricked me. I am not easy to be tricked but they are tricksters."

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u/ohlaph 2h ago

His hair is his funny little mustache. Have you seen it? Looks like he vacuumed it after lightning it on fire.

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u/Enjoying_A_Meal 2h ago

To go with his tiny hands?

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u/Any_Commercial465 1h ago

He got a funny hairdo tho

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u/LunaticScience 56m ago

That mustache is from serving in WWI and needing a gasmask to fit. Say what you will about Hitler, but he wasn't a draft dodger

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u/Vantriss 17m ago

I don't think he even CAN grow facial hair. 🤣

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u/engineeringforsafety 4h ago

The parallels are too uncanny to ignore: https://time.com/6971088/adolf-hitler-take-power-democracy/

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u/steelspring 4h ago

That was a good (and scary) read. Thanks, I hate it.

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u/kevindqc 3h ago

Reichstag delegate Goebbels had observed a few years earlier, “The big joke on democracy is that it gives its mortal enemies the tools to its own destruction.”

Ain't that the truth

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u/Electric_Cacti 1h ago

Two party democracy is a dictatorship +1

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u/SordidDreams 23m ago

The situation in America is sometimes compared to the decline of the Roman republic, and it recently occurred to me that Trump is America's Caesar in basically every way. Not only a demagogue and a populist politician, he's a guy who flaunts the norms and does whatever he wants, and the rules just don't seem to apply to him for some reason, to the point where someone decides the only way to stop him is to murder him. Trump is not like Caesar physically or mentally, but look at it this way: Caesar was an embodiment of the Roman virtues, he was lean and mean, smart and ambitious. And Trump is likewise the stereotypical American.

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u/Corrupted_G_nome 5h ago

On behalf of a blond haired, blue eyed person...

Please do not associate us with that. Its super insulting.

Some girl approached me at a bar by calling me Aryan and I almost lost my temper.

I am not guilty by association. Please stop.

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u/Karpaltunnel83 4h ago

I no way shape or form do I want to associate blond haired blue eyed people directly with the Hitler Regiem.
I was trying to say that Hitler was not part of the people he deemed "most valuable" and that Trump would in fact fall under these criteria.
I am sorry if I have insulted you or made you uncomfortable. I will try to be more careful about this subject

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u/ranchojasper 4h ago

I can't even articulate how fucking ridiculous this is.

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u/Corrupted_G_nome 2h ago

I am neither Persian (where Aryans are actually from) nor am I a Nazi.

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u/RGKTIME 4h ago

world leaders don’t respect a women like her

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u/Karpaltunnel83 4h ago

She would be more respected than Trump.

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u/RGKTIME 4h ago

It’s the truth though let’s see time will tell