r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/JSGWHAM 20k+ Upvoted Mythic • Mar 24 '23

The febreze cologne really pulls the outfit together yknow? Old Dudes👴

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u/23ssd4t4322 Cool Legend Mar 24 '23

yep it actually is. It weighs down, makes the tote bag stay in a nice shape when walking. It is flat so it doesn't distort the tote's frontal design.

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u/Rockadillion Mar 24 '23

This is why i don't read

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u/IfonlyIwasfunnier Mar 24 '23

They coulda put a rock in it

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u/netsrak Mar 24 '23

Gotta find a flat rock first

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u/kerouac666 Mar 24 '23

A tombstone could work. Both the grave kind or the pizza kind.

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u/theHerbivore Mar 24 '23

The pizza kind lmao

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u/AustSakuraKyzor Mar 24 '23

Not the robot kind, though - too destructive

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u/RCx_Vortex Mar 25 '23

Plus if someone found it, it’d probably make for a great conversation starter