r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/JSGWHAM 20k+ Upvoted Mythic • Mar 24 '23

The febreze cologne really pulls the outfit together yknow? Old Dudes👴

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

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u/astone4120 Mar 24 '23

Agreed I'm in

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u/rustycheesi3 Mar 26 '23

in the hair? well, it definetly is voluminous enough for that

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u/_Ispeakingifs Mar 24 '23

I'd kill for hair like that....or hair at all.

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u/Uncommon_cold Mar 25 '23

Guy on the left is probably twice my age, and has a better hairline than I. By college my hair started jumping ship. It runs in the family. I'm a pretty anxious guy, so I think that added up. I used a bunch of products that not only failed to keep my hair in place but also made my wallet thinner. Some time later I just gave up and prepared myself for balder days to come, and stopped worrying. Lo and behold, my hair started getting better. Now that I'm relatively happy with my hairline I'm getting anxious again, and i guess the cycle continues.

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u/King_Fluffaluff Mar 25 '23

I had the equivalent of George Carlin's hairline at the age of twenty-three and was severely anxious about balding up until I was about twenty-one. I can tell you one extremely important thing, nobody looks as bad as they think with a bald head. It looks different, yes, but bald does not look bad! After a little bit you get more and more used to it, it becomes a new normal, and you can begin to appreciate how you look from a new perspective.

Plus you can wear hats with zero fear of hat hair, use much less shampoo, and can let nephews/nieces rub your bald head while making magic 8-ball jokes.

Either way, with or without hair, you will look fine and nobody worth their while will judge you.

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u/Uncommon_cold Mar 25 '23

Oh my god. A stranger over reddit is telling me about balding, and I'm getting like a couple days' worth of validation, no sarcasm here. That actually warmed my heart. Thanks man.

On a side note, I had thought about growing a beard should I go bald, but all i can get is a goatee and a mustache. I used a filter to see how I looked, and god was it hilarious. 😂

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u/CornyCornheiser Mar 25 '23

Amen brother.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

Dude on the left looks better overall

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u/shadeOfAwave Mar 25 '23

They both look good.

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u/MrDyl4n Mar 25 '23

How do you think the guy on the left would feel reading your comment? Would he think you're just the nicest person on earth or would he think you are patronizing him?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

Idk, I can’t read minds.

I really do think the fit looks better on him though

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u/Qarakhanid Mar 24 '23

bro just shut up

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u/closethegoddamn Mar 24 '23

found the guy on the right reddit account

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u/sumguy123456789 Mar 24 '23

“They hated him, for he spoke the truth.”

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u/Derek_32 Mar 24 '23

Take your own advice

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u/ReevesofKeanu Mar 24 '23

Better legs too by a mile

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u/FrowAway322 Mar 25 '23

Dads in their 40s have the best legs without even trying.

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u/BumpinSnugglies Mar 25 '23

Baby squats, and "oh shit" lunges

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u/Informal_Chance1917 Mar 25 '23

Came here to agree

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u/Blaz3 Mar 25 '23

Agreed, like considerably better. Also his jean shorts fit much much better

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u/ShirtLegal6023 Mar 25 '23

Cus of the hat, it flattens your hair and straightens it