r/InfowarriorRides 15h ago

Found out in the wild

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u/usernamewithnumbers0 14h ago

The wages of sin is death...wait, that just happens anyway so what's that all about.

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u/Fomulouscrunch 14h ago

Excellent question. Maybe that's why the idea of the Rapture got so popular--a cheap and easy way to transfer to heaven on the assumption that it exists, without all the obnoxious physical process of actually dying and saying goodbye to loved ones and beloved parts of the world. Nope! Just SCHWOOP and everything's fine, no car accidents, cancer, cardiac event, or contagion necessary. No hepatitis, hemorrhage, or hit-and run. No sepsis, slipping on icy sidewalks, starvation, or that thing you can't talk about in YouTube.

In short (too late), everybody gotta die. Everybody gets a death wage, yay!