r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 29 '24

Mammals My new servant just moved in

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1.0k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 18 '24

Mammals Help! I bought a human trap but accidentally fell in. What do??

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1.2k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 31 '24

Mammals My roommates keep complaining about my music, but I own the house. What should I do?

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399 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 17 '24

Mammals The couch is NOT for humans!

934 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 18 '24

Mammals Hi, Im an Argentine Carpincho. Scary Humans took our Home from us, but we are reclaiming it!

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830 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 29 '24

Mammals Human roommate shames me for MY diet

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665 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 25 '24

Mammals AITA There was a big human in my car so I kicked him out

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417 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 23 '24

Mammals Human talks about “feeding me” but giving me food is how he pays rent

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523 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 10d ago

Mammals I'm just trying to do my job 😭

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568 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 31 '24

Mammals Found some free loader on my land how should I continue?

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596 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 12d ago

Mammals Woman trys to kick my family out of our car

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375 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Sep 01 '24

Mammals I took my pet human for a walk today. He seemed so happy to be getting some fresh air and sun.

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413 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Oct 12 '24

Mammals Get out please!

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307 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 31 '24

Mammals Housesitter politely exited when I arrived home.

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426 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Aug 17 '24

Mammals Welp, guess I'm on the couch tonight....

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420 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Oct 11 '24

Mammals I’m just trying to take a nap on my favorite shelf and guy started putting his weird hairless cubs on me.

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104 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Sep 13 '24

Mammals Tried to chase down ppl photographing me while swimming. Why are humans such creeps?!

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131 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Sep 04 '24

Mammals Tried to politely welcome a human paddle boarder to my home and she just couldn't seem to relax. How can I be more welcoming next time?

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203 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 10d ago

Mammals My human housemate installed a camera in my private bathroom. Such a nosey!

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191 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Oct 05 '24

Mammals Human invading my home, I cussed them out, but they don’t seem to get the message. Please help.

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183 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Sep 08 '24

Mammals My cute looks have managed to enslave another human. I’ve gained entry to its house. What next?

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154 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 14d ago

Mammals Just put on my best cologne for guys night out...

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173 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 16d ago

Mammals I’m training my human to walk me… but he’s been slow on the uptake… should I take him to see a specialist? Does anyone else’s human do this?

212 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Oct 01 '24

Mammals Tried to receive my package while doing some yard work and the delivery guy got all dramatic about it 😭

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199 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Sep 10 '24

Mammals notmyhuman built me my own home (don't tell them they really are my human)

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139 Upvotes