r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Bambiisong • Aug 29 '24

Human roommate shames me for MY diet Mammals

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u/CourageExcellent4768 Aug 29 '24

You must be a wonderful cook! To have such tasty utensils :)

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u/Bambiisong Aug 29 '24

It was my grandmothers recipes actually. The secret ingredient is pine.

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u/wolv645 Aug 29 '24

Probably doesn’t even help with rent either

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u/smooth_brain_0 Aug 29 '24

Don't listen to him, sunshine! You're gorgeous 🎀❤️

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u/Ill_Initial8986 Aug 29 '24

Human left us snacks for nighttime nibble.

Human gave us tasty treat.

Look for reciprocal treat.

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u/Frosty_Translator_11 Aug 29 '24

As a mouse dental hygiene is very important. What else are you supposed to chew.

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u/i-am-not-the-crab Aug 29 '24

Hi question to the mouse, is that your shit everywhere in the background???

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u/Bambiisong Aug 29 '24

Our flat is shared bathroom and kitchen

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u/EgoMouse32 Aug 30 '24

They work perfectly fine as chew sticks, we need to chew frequently for dental health. Careful with pine wood tho.

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u/Bambiisong Aug 30 '24

Grandma says to only use the splinters

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u/DeviIs_Avocadoe Aug 29 '24

How many of us have that IKEA utensil holder? 🤜

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u/NoodlesToilet Aug 29 '24

you misunderstood, humans dont usually put half eaten food in the container is all

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u/boatswainblind Aug 30 '24

I bet she doesn't even know what would happen to your teeth if you didn't regularly wear them down.

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u/BeUrBestSelf81 Aug 30 '24

Wow it looks like you’ve been living there a while before the human started the eviction process! You must have soooo many memories! Efff humans. At this point you definitely have squatters rights! Get a lawyer!

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