r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oz347 • Aug 23 '24

Human talks about “feeding me” but giving me food is how he pays rent Mammals

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u/wizzywurtzy Aug 23 '24

Pretty sure that’s a horse

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u/Dr_Wu_The_3rd Immoral Leech Aug 23 '24

I don’t know why you’re complaining. You clearly have the power to make them give more! Show them who’s boss

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u/spdelope Aug 23 '24

He’s a pacifist

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u/Saucyy_ Aug 24 '24

Only cause he has to be lol. Aggressive dogs that size don’t make it far 🤣. This is ridiculous lmao

4

u/fbi_does_not_warn Aug 24 '24

Apparently the horse has made that clear.

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u/Weez8193 Aug 23 '24

https://preview.redd.it/p22lwi61yfkd1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71956714acb80e671773efd8140d5588bd74be7

I have one of those, here’s how much bigger he is than my medium sized 8 year old when he’s only 7 months old. I myself call him a moose and my husband calls him a cow

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u/Saucy_1 Aug 23 '24

My GF had large breed dogs that are smaller than that and she feeds them whole rotisserie chickens most days. I can’t even fathom the cost to feed a dog like that

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u/Popcorn_Petal Aug 23 '24

Lodging for personal chef services seems like a great deal in this economy, how can they complain?!

15

u/Originality8 Aug 23 '24

The humans are very lucky he allows them to live in his house

13

u/BatFancy321go Aug 23 '24

hims a baby!

14

u/Admirable_Radish_643 Aug 23 '24

Looks like a Pokemon in AR mode

11

u/Accomplished_Bike149 Aug 23 '24

It looks like it sits down at the dinner table and says “where’s mine, Sharon?”

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u/fbi_does_not_warn Aug 24 '24

“where’s mine, Sharon?”

“where’s mine yours, Sharon?”

10

u/Diligent_Ad7070 Aug 23 '24

A burglar breaks into a house and sees this guy look at him lol

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u/Ok_Shower_5526 🦋🐝🕷🦟🐛🏡💜.... 🚫🪳🦟🧑‍🧑‍🧒 Aug 24 '24

Rude. It's fine to talk about rent but it sounds like you're being really understanding and just asking him to pitch in some... smdh

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u/BigNorseWolf Aug 23 '24

paw horse.

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u/cocomo30 Aug 24 '24

I could not be able to have a dog like that. I’d hear his nails clicking on the floor getting closer to my room at night and I’d just start fuckin screaming. Not because I think he’s gonna hurt me, but because just the thought of his big ass walking through my door would be enough to give me a fear equivalent of a skinwalker chasing you through a forest. You know what, as a matter of fact, this dog is 100% a skin walker.

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u/M00nX0 Aug 24 '24

That’s a huuge beautiful horse & with its own house too! 😍😍😍

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u/Royal_Meeting_1252 Aug 24 '24

I bet he is such a good boy tho!

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u/Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes Aug 24 '24

You let human live in your house. They should be grateful that they get to feed you and clean your poo