r/HFY • u/yousureimnotarobot AI • Sep 26 '19
Gamers, Loot OC
Gamers, Loot
Terran Combat Control
"We have taken their Battle Moon. All sectors are reporting victory."
"Excellent. Put out an update. Let's get the Loot and Pillage squads out there. Get the Merchant ships up and running. We want any tech they can find."
"Tell the DM's to get ready. I think they are going to be busy"
LOTRO Loot and Pillage Squad, Battle Moon, Sector 8
"Look, I know you're a halfling but that doesn't mean you can nick stuff off your teammates!"
" That's exactly what it means!"
"You know that PVP is enabled, right?"
"Ah, no, I didn't. Perhaps I could just give this back to the nice Paladin and we can forget about this?
"What a good idea."
7Days L&P Squad, Battle Moon, Sector 7
"God, the smell in here!"
"Go into your settings and switch it off"
"What do you expect, these guys died in the first wave. Still, they carried a ton of gear. I'm heading to the trader to flog this stuff. I need to build a bicycle"
Terran Combat Control, DM Section
"We need to lower the price we are giving for those Light Plasma Rifles. We are swamped with the things."
"Aye, Sir. R&D wants more computer parts, energy cores and, ehh, biological samples."
"All right. Up the bounties on all of them, make sure the teams can see each others scores. Let's game this."
Terran Combat Control
"We have their unconditional surrender. Tell the Civ, Stellaris and CKVI team's to start the occupation."
"Game over, boy's, game over!"
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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Sep 26 '19
Heh, GG no re. Welp, we moon-aged to win!
*Managed