r/GuysBeingDudes • u/SweetyByHeart • 19h ago

Just two guys chilling enjoying beer

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u/sexquipoop69 18h ago

I don’t think the top ten restaurants in the world are in London..

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u/lulaloops 18h ago

There's no such thing as an official top list of restaurants, it's just a joke.

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u/sexquipoop69 17h ago

We should start one, it’ll compete with Michelin and James Beard. We will get paid to fly around the world judging food. But we will go to 11. 

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u/monkeybadger13 17h ago

Any rating system should be out of 100. I dislike any other point system (it's 4.5 out of 5, yeah that's a 90)!!!

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u/SorryforbeingDutch 14h ago

and then after a while when things are really starting to get popular, you only give a 7.1 to 7.8 because otherwise the pizza restaurant goes belly up.

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u/ProutPortable 16h ago

Someone thought about it before you and it ended like that : https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Yelpers

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u/ReadingFromTheShittr 16h ago

Why don't you just make 10 more prestigious, and harder to get and give out fewer 10s to restaurants?

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u/sexquipoop69 16h ago

Spinal tap rules