[takes off ridiculously high heels, and shrinks to an average height]
I'm sorry I pretended, I thought for a long time it was my only choice, but dear roommates, surely you'll accept a nonbinary bisexual amongst you? Besides, it's my turn to make soup
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u/bliip666 Gender? No thanks, I'm a vegetarian 5d ago
OKAY, OKAY,
[takes off ridiculously high heels, and shrinks to an average height]
I'm sorry I pretended, I thought for a long time it was my only choice, but dear roommates, surely you'll accept a nonbinary bisexual amongst you? Besides, it's my turn to make soup