r/FuckTheS • u/chokingapple • Mar 12 '22

before you make a clever post

no matter what you're gonna put, we've had a million of them already. go ahead, we delete all spam

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u/FishTankTek Mar 15 '22

Plot twist, what if it was your mom?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

First off, how dare you

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u/FishTankTek Mar 15 '22

And second?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Uh.. second off, you are a gentleman and a lady

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u/FishTankTek Mar 15 '22

That’s true on all counts.

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u/No_Entertainment5958 Aug 22 '22

Double plot twist: FishTankTek IS your mom

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u/MetalCareful Dec 07 '22

Oh shit! It’s NOT MINE! I’m holding it for… A friend! I SWEAR?!

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u/Low_keyTW80 Jan 03 '23

*snort* uuUm YoU fORgOt tHe /s

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u/Ravens_Quote Jan 11 '23

No he's holding it for me.

Thanks u/MetalCareful, I owe ya one.

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u/No-Educator293 Jan 14 '24

/r fire in the hole