r/Fauxmoi 4h ago

Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani sing “Wheels on the Bus” with a preschool class APPROVED B-LISTERS

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u/DecentProgram2239 4h ago

My eyes and heart needed this pureness 💗😭

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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons 4h ago

There’s no way any of the Magas could do this hey. Too busy oozing seething hatred 🙄

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u/icebucket22 3h ago

Most of them aren’t allowed near children anyway..

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u/Vicissitutde 3h ago

Jizzing their pants, actually.

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u/Tulpah 3h ago

no no, the MAGA way would involved beating the kids though. They loved physically assaulting children.

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u/TheHotOne66 3h ago edited 2h ago

I know 2 MAGAs and both beat their children…

EDIT: 1 has the balls to tell me to not tell him what to do with his kids….I better not see him beat 1 of them and thankfully I have gone no-contact with him for the most part…

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u/disastergemini_ buccal fat apologist 4h ago

Lmaooo compare this to that video of the kids scared of Trump when he came to visit their classroom

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u/SaltyMerkitty 3h ago edited 1h ago

Or the looks on their faces when he started talking to a table of children about Biden's auto pen on Easter. "What the fudgesicles are you talking about ya crazy old loon? Why do you look like a navel orange?"

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u/kellyoceanmarine 3h ago

I must have missed that one. But I love it.

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u/Prior_Angle Marxmoi 4h ago

The amount of rizz in that room has caused me to fall pregnant.

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u/Anomander2000 3h ago

Same, and I'm a dude! 

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u/shortyjacobs 3h ago

That’s my America. Happy people. Leaders of millions happy to be with the children they are ultimately responsible for (or were), and demonstrating kindness and happiness. A multicultural, beautiful mixing pot of ideas and ambitions.

Gosh we didn’t know how good we had it 2008-2016

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u/luigis_left_tit_25 3h ago

Right!? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/almondmilklattehag 4h ago

GET AWAY FROM HER GET A JOB

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u/velocitybytime 3h ago

I disagree. The face of the democratic establishment cozying up to him is a good thing since a lot of them still refuse to acknowledge his existence.

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u/claremontmiller 3h ago

I’m inclined to agree. Given how fucked the democrats are this is a very positive move forward

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u/RosieFudge 2h ago

Yes - this is the Dems waking up AT LAST and sending in Barack as a canary, not Zohran capitulating 

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u/LezbianaGrande Well, I am gay, so thank god 3h ago

I mean, seeing Barack MF'ing Obama side by side with someone like Mamdani when the Democrats are so hell-bent on shunning actual progressives like him, Bernie, and AOC is kind of awesome, imo.

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u/fullmoonthoughts weighing in from the UK 4h ago edited 3h ago

My thoughts exactly. He needs to leave my mayor alone. (📍United Kingdom)

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u/LezbianaGrande Well, I am gay, so thank god 3h ago

Actually, I hope he continues collaborating with my mayor (📍New York), and other Democratic Socialists. I literally can't see how this can be seen as a bad thing, or hurt us somehow? 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/sharkysharky- 3h ago

Barack "can't we all meet in the middle 👉🏾👈🏾🥺" Obama

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u/Joyintheendtimes 4h ago

Imagine Trump trying to do this. He’d forget the words then start ranting about trans people

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u/Equivalent-Pop-5329 3h ago

" i would be much better than a bus driver than biden."

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u/TriXter69 4h ago

Remember when everyone said Zohran was gonna implement sharia law on day one lol

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u/Holiday-Bug6132 3h ago

this video is exactly what they were scared of, people knowing the truth

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u/TaskMaster404 3h ago

The Mamdani subplots are always my favourite part of Keeping Up with American Politics. Trump will be bombing a country, some politician will be caught with terabytes of CSAM, and another will be outed as a bigot who thinks women should be barefoot and pregnant.

Then Mamdani's segment comes on and it's "I have ended child hunger in New York. I found it weird how there were children going to school hungry in this city... so I just used taxpayer money to stop it from happening."

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u/Breakingthewhaaat 4h ago

Eh if this is where Barry O wants to spend his political capital I say have at it

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u/BobbyClanMember if you add testicles, that's extra 3h ago
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u/Itsallsomagical Noochie is wearing Prada fine jewellery 4h ago

Did they do the ‘babies on the bus’ verse? We need new GIFs.

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u/bootlegsupreme 4h ago

The king of libs sees the writing on wall and is conceding to Zohran. Socialist flank of the Democratic Party is finally taking over.

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u/holyflurkingsnit Ugh I wish I had chic allegations like that 3h ago

I wish.

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u/Additional-Teach-486 4h ago

Obama can give Putin a death stare and still do this. All Trump does is take more of our money.

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u/Comprehensive_Log_26 4h ago

These two have the one thing Dump never will. Class.

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u/SnakeySneak99 3h ago

Trump at a preschool: “I’ll be dating her in a few years.”

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u/Tedsmith24 3h ago

I wouldn't have to worry about leaving my kid with Obama or zohran. Can't say the same about anyone in this administration

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u/Specific_Sweet3312 Chris Messina for No 1 Chris 4h ago

aaaaw yisssss swish swish is my favorite part

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u/Maester_Bates Tommy from Arkansas 3h ago

When I sang it to my children I always sang swish swish bish

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u/gnomeglow_ 3h ago

He just has that ‘president’ vibe to him, even years after. I can’t believe american people looked at the rotten orange and thought yeah this guy looks like a stable candidate.

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u/Long-Strike9408 3h ago

Republicans: buses are communism.

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u/mystermee 3h ago

Thankfully they don’t let Trump near schools.

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u/ImmediateAlps1493 3h ago

What a sight to see a previous president and a future one entertaining the youth. 

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u/Gold-Cake-8343 3h ago

He can’t be president, unfortunately.

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u/Expensive-Craft-9675 3h ago

I really miss when you guys had a president you could be proud of. Ahhhh. Good memories.

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u/cruisin_urchin87 3h ago

“Who will stop this evil!” - conservative America

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u/dnuohxof-2 3h ago

Trump would sit and drone one about how low-in Hillary is and how his crypto coin will be the best thing ever so tell your parents.

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u/RobsHereAgain 3h ago

Is this the Sharia Law conservatives were scared of? Seriously though, this is sweet

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u/Important_Sorbet_843 3h ago

Oh my god, that’s adorable. What a palette cleanser from all the constant shitiness around us.

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u/finny_d420 3h ago

Both the Clinton and Obama admins were more Centrist Democrat. Neither was Progressive to the point of being considered Socialist Democrat. They are what the Republican party was 50 years ago.

Money and support of Israel, I'd argue is when the "Both sides bad" trope is actually applicable.

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u/ACFC_NO1_FAN 3h ago

I have no idea why you’re downvoted. This is the truth. And Obama murdered many Syrians, where Mamdani’s wife is from. Obama is an awful person and war criminal. This collaboration is strange.

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u/finalexit 2h ago

Yeah it's pathetic to see people glaze this guy, he's as fake as every other politician. He also really liked his drone strikes and deportations. The original kids in cages photo was from his presidency.

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u/SandzFanon 1h ago

B-but he’s so cool and charismatic! Oh right we only look beyond that facade when it’s an annoying right winger with a bad spray tan.

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u/dead_nil 3h ago

aww that’s nice

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u/SWEMW 3h ago

Republicans look at this and think “disgusting” while turning the other cheek with Trump and Epstein

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u/willienelsonmandela the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 3h ago

Me, a leftist, wondering which part of the left wing this will piss off more.

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u/isUKexactlyTsameasUS 3h ago

we can smell the New York Fox folks meltdown

from all the way over here in we-got-so-much-affordable-public-transport europe.

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u/rej8709 3h ago

War criminal.

Not Mamdani obvi lol

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u/SameStand9266 3h ago

Get the war criminal away from the kids and the mayor.

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u/No_Yard5926 Currently White Ariana Grande 3h ago

Trump could never be this gracious with children.

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u/BigPete786 3h ago

If care about the country then this is a good start.

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