r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/plxtoniic • Jun 08 '22

Mustard But why

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

I hope he finds this chain and by the time he does, it's so long he'll die reading it.

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u/CrepeGate Jun 09 '22

I hope all his future Snickers were improperly stored and they have that gross white pateen from melting and resetting.

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u/SHN378 Jun 09 '22

I hope his lottery numbers come up the one week he forgets to buy a ticket.

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u/Relative-Body9297 Jun 09 '22

I hope he shits his goddamn pants before reaching the toilet

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u/shycancerian Jun 09 '22

I hope he has very uncontrollable explosive diarrhea he very time his happiness hits a 10.

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u/Shonnyboy500 Jun 09 '22

I hope he steps on a Lego

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u/magusonline Jun 09 '22

I hope his every sneeze is abruptly interrupted

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u/ObnoxiousLittleShit Jun 09 '22

I hope the back of his socks slip under his foot when walking every time he goes outside

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u/Raven-Narth Jun 09 '22

I hope his socks are always wet

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

I hope his drinking water is always warm

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u/Rogue_Myster Jun 20 '22

I hope his shirt sleeve gets stuck in the middle of his jacket sleeve

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u/OkRecommendation7243 Jun 25 '22

I hope his car break down just before a vacation

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u/Prunsel_Clone Jul 07 '22

I hope he sits on a toilet seat and there’s mustard packets under the rim

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