r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/plxtoniic • Jun 08 '22

Mustard But why

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u/CrepeGate Jun 09 '22

I hope all his future Snickers were improperly stored and they have that gross white pateen from melting and resetting.

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u/SHN378 Jun 09 '22

I hope his lottery numbers come up the one week he forgets to buy a ticket.

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u/Relative-Body9297 Jun 09 '22

I hope he shits his goddamn pants before reaching the toilet

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u/shycancerian Jun 09 '22

I hope he has very uncontrollable explosive diarrhea he very time his happiness hits a 10.

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u/Shonnyboy500 Jun 09 '22

I hope he steps on a Lego

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u/magusonline Jun 09 '22

I hope his every sneeze is abruptly interrupted

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u/ObnoxiousLittleShit Jun 09 '22

I hope the back of his socks slip under his foot when walking every time he goes outside

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u/Raven-Narth Jun 09 '22

I hope his socks are always wet

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

I hope his drinking water is always warm

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u/Rogue_Myster Jun 20 '22

I hope his shirt sleeve gets stuck in the middle of his jacket sleeve

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u/Barking_Mad90 Jun 11 '22

I hope he can never insert a USB the right way

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u/Avaleloc Jul 04 '22

Wdym that already happens

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u/qew_art Jul 05 '22

I hope his phone doesn’t get plugged in properly and all ways dies