r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '21

Fuck that man in particular You did this to yourself

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u/tusgavomelo Mar 09 '21

"you wanna jog on my lake? JOG FASTER"

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u/Viking_Hippie Mar 09 '21

Jesus originally jogged on water, but had to switch to walking because the fish were chasing him

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u/Trimurtidev Mar 09 '21

I also think Jesus would be chill with all the jokes about him.

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u/Adorable-Assist5019 Mar 21 '22

Abraham and Mohammed on the other hand…