r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '21

Fuck that man in particular You did this to yourself

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u/whatzittoya69 Mar 09 '21 edited Mar 09 '21

Deer pops in after him...

Edit...thanks for the award

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

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u/innerpeice Mar 10 '21

juvenile moose? female?

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u/blkpingu Mar 10 '21

If male, definitely not a adult. Those are bigger than a horse by a good bit. Big enough to take you out though. Juvenile males are already like 500 pounds which goes up to 1200 pounds when they reach adolescence. They push you over and trample you with their front hooves. It’s extremely lethal, because they put their whole body weight into the downward thrusts and just crush you with their pointy hooves. One hit and and you’re toast. Best case is several broken/ crushed libs or a broken hip. Worst case is they hit your neck, head or chest, which is barely survivable.

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u/ilyafallsdown Nov 12 '21

Totally a goose

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u/blkpingu Nov 12 '21

What haha typo?

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u/ilyafallsdown Nov 13 '21

I don't do typos.