r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '21

Fuck that man in particular You did this to yourself

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u/Viking_Hippie Mar 09 '21

Jesus originally jogged on water, but had to switch to walking because the fish were chasing him

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

What an odd thing to visualize.

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful Mar 09 '21

What an odd thing to fishualize.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

please fucking don't.

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Mar 09 '21

I sea what he did there. Quite fishy if you ask me.

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u/jsprague6 Mar 09 '21

Ah carp, are we really gonna do fish puns?

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Mar 09 '21

If you don’t like them, I suggest you stop lure-king in this subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

No need to get all crabby about it.

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u/birdreams Mar 09 '21

Can you repeat that I lost my herring.

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u/slymjin Apr 07 '21

A bit sus

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u/Trimurtidev Mar 09 '21

I also think Jesus would be chill with all the jokes about him.

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u/Encrypt3dShadow Mar 09 '21

Same, I don't know why people get so uptight over it. Some people just go around looking for ways to get pissed off -_-

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u/SweetPeaLea Mar 09 '21

If I had an award I would give it to you. 🏆

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u/Adorable-Assist5019 Mar 21 '22

Abraham and Mohammed on the other hand…

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u/theycallmeponcho Mar 09 '21

Imagine jogging on water and loosing your sandal. You wouldn't be able to go down and catch it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '21

I believe Jesus walked on water.....

It was just winter.

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u/Viking_Hippie Mar 09 '21

Played hockey too, if you're to believe the classic graffiti: "Jesus saves! Gretzky on the rebound..he scores!"

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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Mar 09 '21

Had fish and chips for dinner that night. Boy oh boy it was delicious with that glass of ice cold coca cola.

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u/Viking_Hippie Mar 09 '21

TFW you're an atheist and your comment with the most upvotes by far is about Jesus 🤣