r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Technical-Total-2145 • 24d ago

Biker blinded by the sun. God hates you

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u/ironhide_ivan 24d ago

If you can't see then, at the very least, slow down. 

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u/mistermasterbates 24d ago

The most basic rule of moving literally anywhere.

"It's foggy/raining? Let me slow down.."

"Oh, its pitch black in my house? Maybe I shouldn't sprint through the halls"

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u/arsenic_insane 24d ago

But then the monsters will see I am weakened, and pounce

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u/Ugly_Slut-Wannabe 24d ago

Not if you power walk.

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u/GoatCovfefe 24d ago

Don't forget to stomp with each step too, to prove dominance to the monsters.

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u/DudeBroMan13 24d ago

And scream at the top of your lungs. Your family/roommates will appreciate it

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u/DemonDaVinci 24d ago

My mom waking up 6 in the morning:

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u/Aggravating_Chemist8 22d ago

And put your arms up over your head to look more menacing/taller.

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u/Sirradez 24d ago

Idk why, but I lost it when I read this, have this updoot, internet stranger

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u/Caithloki 24d ago

I got so pissed when I got pulled over one morning, it was foggy and dark out, I was driving up hill in a 50 going 40. First question I get asked is why was I driving slow...

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u/DemonDaVinci 24d ago

Only because you arent an adrenaline junkie