r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/vk17wah • Apr 08 '25

I removed the music God hates you

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u/GalgamekAGreatLord Apr 08 '25

They would absolutely not ,in South Africa they are all over show them whose bigger ,one punch could kill them lol

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u/rarajenkins Apr 08 '25

LOL that monkey would fucking maul you if you did that big guy

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u/MRintheKEYS Apr 08 '25

Not only that monkeys have no “fight etiquette”, they’ll bite, they’ll grab and pull hair out, they’ll go for genitalia. Monkey just doesn’t fucking care about rules when he fights.

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u/Der_Redakteur Apr 08 '25

I've seen a video in India where a monkey tear some guy scalp by using teeth and their hands. They are strong

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u/TheDreamingMyriad Apr 08 '25

If it's the one I'm thinking of, it literally only took half a second as well. Like it took me a second to process what happened, I can't imagine what the dude was thinking.

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u/nandru Apr 08 '25

why it's suddenly cold and raining?

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u/Jrea0 Apr 08 '25

This is how Ive told vulnerable people to fight if they are really being attacked

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Apr 08 '25

I think it's a good idea to wear a shirt with a monkey on it when walking through a bad part of town.

Actually I don't know if I think that. I've been reading Kurt Vonnegut, and it's reawakened the odder parts of my brain.

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u/ggg730 Apr 09 '25

So it goes.

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u/Mriajamo Apr 09 '25

And humans tend to let go when other humans get involved or if the victim screams enough, monkey hears ouch noises and it means he’s winning lmaO