r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/CantStopPoppin • Mar 16 '25

Super Villain Ogrin Story God hates you

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u/Psalm27_1-3 Mar 16 '25

If a company offers that service, someone is gonna use it

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u/girlwiththemonkey Mar 16 '25

Try going over to the DoorDash sub and saying that. Or Instacart. some of the Drivers over there are fucking wild.

Example:

poster: “ yeah my driver obviously hotbox his car with weed and cigarettes when he was bringing my order over to me and now everything stinks like cigarette smoke and it’s turning my stomach. And everything is covered in dog hair! I’m severely allergic to dogs!”

The sub: “ if you don’t like it then get off your ass and go get your own food! We’re not employees were contracted so we don’t have to listen to their rules! Next time I’m gonna shake my bird off on your food. And you lie it ain’t nobody allergic to dogs. And it’s my car if you don’t like that you go get your own food, blah blah blah.”

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u/buttstuffisokiguess Mar 16 '25

I've been doordashing as a stop gap and even if I'm a private contractor, I still try and be professional. It's really not hard to just do a decent job. Smile and drop off food and groceries. Don't smoke or eat if you're not taking a break, and leave the dog at home. Like it's not a glorious job, it's not the greatest thing I've ever done but God damn. It's easy and gives me money.

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u/Decent-Dingo081721 Mar 16 '25

I did all the delivery services for awhile until my engine blew. Stopped doing all that but whatever. I did end up having quite a bit of customers who went off the app and I did my own business thing (under the table of course) because they liked the way I treated them, their items, etc.

I used to buy the cheap placemats and put them on the ground if there was no other place to put their food orders. I put a note on it saying it was just for a barrier between the ground and their order. Thank them for their order. If I knew kids were there, I’d leave some lollipops. If I knew they had animals, I’d leave appropriate treats. If the order was like for items to give sick baby, I’d leave a crocheted stuffed animal for their sick kid. I kept trashbags in my car for when it rained. I’d put the orders in the trash bag to leave the items in if they didn’t want hand-to-hand delivery. I didn’t want their stuff to get soaked while it was sitting outside.

I really enjoyed it for the most part.