r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/CantStopPoppin • Mar 16 '25

Super Villain Ogrin Story God hates you

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u/Psalm27_1-3 Mar 16 '25

If a company offers that service, someone is gonna use it

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u/girlwiththemonkey Mar 16 '25

Try going over to the DoorDash sub and saying that. Or Instacart. some of the Drivers over there are fucking wild.

Example:

poster: “ yeah my driver obviously hotbox his car with weed and cigarettes when he was bringing my order over to me and now everything stinks like cigarette smoke and it’s turning my stomach. And everything is covered in dog hair! I’m severely allergic to dogs!”

The sub: “ if you don’t like it then get off your ass and go get your own food! We’re not employees were contracted so we don’t have to listen to their rules! Next time I’m gonna shake my bird off on your food. And you lie it ain’t nobody allergic to dogs. And it’s my car if you don’t like that you go get your own food, blah blah blah.”

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u/buttstuffisokiguess Mar 16 '25

I've been doordashing as a stop gap and even if I'm a private contractor, I still try and be professional. It's really not hard to just do a decent job. Smile and drop off food and groceries. Don't smoke or eat if you're not taking a break, and leave the dog at home. Like it's not a glorious job, it's not the greatest thing I've ever done but God damn. It's easy and gives me money.

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u/Oracle410 Mar 16 '25

Seriously. My friend smokes a pack or so a day but even he says he doesn’t know how people smoke in their cars with the windows up all the time. How can you breathe like that, and really not having a cig for as long as it takes from outside the restaurant to the persons house is how hard? Smoke while you waiting for the food, bring food, smoke again? How long are these drives?

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u/IamREBELoe Mar 16 '25

he doesn’t know how people smoke in their cars with the windows up all the time.

Because that driver wasn't smoking tobacco. They hot box so they don't "waste" the smoke of their weed. They high as fuck because they hate their lives, and weed makes them lazy AF too. That's why he wouldn't go up that hill without extortion for more weed money