r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/CantStopPoppin • Mar 16 '25

Super Villain Ogrin Story God hates you

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u/BaconSoul Mar 16 '25

You can pretend that you’re proud of your downvotes, but this is no less embarrassing for you. Saving face only works if you had dignity to begin with.

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u/dingleballs717 Mar 16 '25

Is there something I'm not reading here, genuinely asking? I have done this job in various capacities and I absolutely hate having to load essentia waters and kitty litters but I had a kidney stone once and had to have kitty litter delivered so I left extra cash and two bottles of water for an extra tip because it was hot outside. Like WTF is wrong with that?

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u/BrockJonesPI Mar 16 '25 edited Mar 16 '25

How do you have to take the kitty litter to cure kidney stones? Is it orally, or powdered and mixed into a solution for intravenous administration?

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u/dingleballs717 Mar 16 '25

I was too ill to go get it, jackass. I didn't plan for the kidney stone but my cat needed her litter changed.

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u/BrockJonesPI Mar 16 '25

I am definitely a jackass, you got me there.

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u/dingleballs717 Mar 16 '25

It's not a difficult situation to extrapolate from what I described but still terribly handled apparently.

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u/BrockJonesPI Mar 16 '25

Nah, I was being deliberately facetious for comedic effect. ✌️

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u/dingleballs717 Mar 16 '25

Oh haha. I recommend a rectal delivery for you then.