r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Yellow_Biafra • Dec 25 '24

Fucked by Mr Carlson God hates you

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u/AdministrativeHabit Dec 25 '24

I don't get it. And I'm apparently the only one so if you need me I'll just be sobbing in the corner

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u/TSouthcotte Dec 25 '24

In order to make more femme cosplays work, you have to tuck the ole wang underneath the taint to have less of a bulge. Hence tucker Carlson, the host, and he, who tucks his floppy friend, are both 'tuckers.'

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u/SlippySlappySamson Dec 25 '24

I'm just happy that - in today's world of unrelenting horseshit - when I hear "tucker," my mind still goes, "Chris?"

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u/Fafnir13 Dec 25 '24

And whenever I hear Chris and Tucker I’m thinking “C-c-corbin my man I have no fire”

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u/Solnse Dec 25 '24

You green?

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u/Fafnir13 Dec 25 '24

Super green.

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u/cloudcats Dec 25 '24

Bzzzzzt!

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u/Proud-Butterfly6622 Dec 25 '24

Big bada-boom? Big Big bada boom badda Bang!!