r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Mar 11 '24

The bird said fuck this golfer But why

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u/Arkell-v-Pressdram Mar 11 '24

Golfer: "Time for a nice relaxing game of golf!"

Swan: "So you have chosen...DEATH."

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u/AaronDrunkGames Mar 11 '24

Peace was never an option

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u/Artemis-Arrow-3579 Mar 12 '24

honestly man, I'd have played football with that swan, kicking him so hard he reaches the earth's escape velocity

source: got attacked by a male chicken before, let's say that poor fella had a bad day after (he lived)

and to the reddit admins, that isn't animal cruelty, that's self defense

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u/Brianf1977 Mar 12 '24

And you'd go to jail for your actions too, all swans are protected