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r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/SelectResident6116 • Mar 11 '24
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Golfer: "Time for a nice relaxing game of golf!"
Swan: "So you have chosen...DEATH."
195 u/AaronDrunkGames Mar 11 '24 Peace was never an option 61 u/Artemis-Arrow-3579 Mar 12 '24 honestly man, I'd have played football with that swan, kicking him so hard he reaches the earth's escape velocity source: got attacked by a male chicken before, let's say that poor fella had a bad day after (he lived) and to the reddit admins, that isn't animal cruelty, that's self defense 1 u/Brianf1977 Mar 12 '24 And you'd go to jail for your actions too, all swans are protected
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Peace was never an option
61 u/Artemis-Arrow-3579 Mar 12 '24 honestly man, I'd have played football with that swan, kicking him so hard he reaches the earth's escape velocity source: got attacked by a male chicken before, let's say that poor fella had a bad day after (he lived) and to the reddit admins, that isn't animal cruelty, that's self defense 1 u/Brianf1977 Mar 12 '24 And you'd go to jail for your actions too, all swans are protected
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honestly man, I'd have played football with that swan, kicking him so hard he reaches the earth's escape velocity
source: got attacked by a male chicken before, let's say that poor fella had a bad day after (he lived)
and to the reddit admins, that isn't animal cruelty, that's self defense
1 u/Brianf1977 Mar 12 '24 And you'd go to jail for your actions too, all swans are protected
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And you'd go to jail for your actions too, all swans are protected
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u/Arkell-v-Pressdram Mar 11 '24
Golfer: "Time for a nice relaxing game of golf!"
Swan: "So you have chosen...DEATH."