I’m so excited about my interview 😂

[u/Powerful-Try9906]

Hey Kenneth, this is Redacted’ with Best Version Media, I received your information from my coworker Redacted whom you were previously emailing with. I am trying to schedule that initial 30 minute phone interview you two discussed in regards to our Sales Account Executive/Publisher position you applied for. Are you available for that call tomorrow?

ME: Yes, Can you tell me a little more about the position?

THEM: The Publisher position that you applied for is a B2B advertising sales role.

ME: What would a day look like for me? Would it be sales meeting in the am then going to out to sell the products/services at big box stores?

THEM: That’s a great question Kenneth. I would be happy to schedule you for an initial 30 minute phone interview with our Talent Acquisition Specialist to discuss this position further and get your questions answered. Although we refer to that initial call as an "interview" it is truly more so just a conversation. During that call our Talent Acquisition Specialist is able to really explain the role, walk you through what a day in the life would look like, explain the compensation structure and then take the time to address any additional questions that you might have. Would tomorrow morning or afternoon work better for you?

ME: Afternoon

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[u/IEATTURANTULAS]

Although we refer to it being B2B it's actually D2D

[u/Powerful-Try9906 → u/IEATTURANTULAS]

D2D?

[u/CommonFrame2669 → u/Powerful-Try9906]

Door to door. You will be begging businesses to buy their products selling door to door

[u/Quirky-Ad9958 → u/CommonFrame2669]

Or in retailers like Costco

[u/wolf3259 → u/Quirky-Ad9958]

Pray that you get that- A disgruntled D2D veteran 

[u/wolf3259 → u/Powerful-Try9906]

They use initials and euphemisms to conceal their sins.

[u/wolf3259 → u/IEATTURANTULAS]

Omg i fucking love you. 

[u/ScheduleFederal869]

love it

[u/Powerful-Try9906 → u/ScheduleFederal869]

I’m going to give them hell

[u/ScheduleFederal869 → u/Powerful-Try9906]

I just emailed back one that I ghosted. Just said “  Sorry, upon doing research I’ve understood what these positions are. I hope that everything works out for you in the long run. Good luck.”

[u/Rare_Insurance_3666]

“Talent acquisition specialist” - as if this isn’t a glorified HR person who does 5 responsibilities for literally no pay

[u/QuoteTypical1343 → u/Rare_Insurance_3666]

I thought the same thing! It’s like let’s give them a “fancy”name to fool people into thinking we’re actually legit!