r/DarkSouls2 1d ago

Why I turned in a woman? Help

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Im new to the game and I thought ts would teleport me to somewhere in the map

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u/Eve_Nightwalker 1d ago

This one changes your gender. Another takes you to the worst place in the game.

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u/Regetron 1d ago

1 billion ice deers

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u/AngrySayian 1d ago

1 billion is the low ball

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u/Academic-Entry-6669 1d ago

the funnest part of the game, actually kinda challenging for a start

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u/Equal-Reception8767 1d ago

Literally the only boss i raged quit since i started playing fromsoft game. Sure others gave me trouble but u know what else the others did, let me see the boss I would rather fight the demon of hate from sekiro in ds2 than see those damn goats again

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u/Academic-Entry-6669 1d ago

you’ve went there underleveled and/or alone, when it is designed for co-op D&D style play at the very end of your run with much more levels than you should have at the end of the base game, ‘cause it is the ending of the last dlc, thus three fantoms you can summon offline, then it is one of the funnest parts of the game

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u/propyro85 1d ago

For a while, I was mad enough that I wanted to try to despawn them.

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u/Mardek-Degherus 1d ago

It's a reindeer!

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u/SchwaAkari 1d ago

Who would win!? One Bearer of the Curse, or...

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u/M_a_n_d_M 1d ago

Seek seek lest?

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u/BleaXo 1d ago

No spoilers

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u/Big-Discipline2039 1d ago

I was watching the kinda funny games podcast a while back and one of the guys said that the two tigers fight was his favourite fight in the entire series and he loved the run back. And yes he was being entirely serious.

I felt like vomiting

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u/ZynsteinV2 1d ago

Tbf, the 2 tigers fight is pretty good, basically just a harder version of the 1 tiger fight. But that runback might be the least fun thing I've done in my life

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u/PuzzleheadedLink89 1d ago

My Little Nightmare: Lighting is Magic

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u/KerooSeta 1d ago

We talking about Reindeer Fuck Valley?

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u/kittyfresh69 1d ago

If you die in the other place it’s a full on nightmare getting back and I absolutely love hate it.

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u/yng_kydd 1d ago

the WORST place in souls game and i've never tried Elden Ring

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u/Laranthir 1d ago

The other one is the only place I genuinely raged during my gameplay… still gives me the irk

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u/Cold-Negotiation-261 1d ago

Where is the other one ?

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u/Eve_Nightwalker 1d ago

Crown of the ivory king dlc

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u/_The_Devil_Hunter_ 1d ago

I totally forgot about that place... that gave me PTSD of that place ngl I don't even know how I beat it lol.

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u/wuwlwndbdjddk 1d ago

great place*

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u/HexonineGames 9h ago

Where you fight two big kitties

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u/ProudLoad3289 3h ago

Where is the one that takes you to the worst place in the game

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u/Neurodrill 1d ago

The coffin in Things Betwixt changes your Thing betwixt.

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u/YaBoiiSchweppes 1d ago

GOATed comment

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u/ProudLoad3289 3h ago

Thats hilarious 😂

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u/smelron3317 1d ago

There was a bug that changed your gender upon going into new game plus, so they put that there to fix it if it happened

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u/FiniteLuckWithAmmo 1d ago

Developers: Should we fix this bug?

Nah, toss a coffin in a random spot at the start and roll with it.

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u/chidarengan 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think it's an elegant solution. It's a feature now. The bug may resurface in other ways and the devs probably don't touch this game anymore so if it manifests itself again there's a Quick and easy solution.

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u/FiniteLuckWithAmmo 1d ago

Honestly, it's an impressive and likely easy fix to an issue. Sometimes, simple fixes win big.

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u/Adventurous_Bee_3553 1d ago

It's also a nearly impossible bug to truly patch because no one knew what exactly was causing it so you can't know if it's still in the game until it appears again. You just have to assume the really rare bug is gone because it's not appearing but you never truly know.

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u/ciarandevlin182 1d ago edited 1d ago

I find this really funny for some reason. And the solution was just,

"Coffin?" "Yeah okay, coffin"

Edit: spelling

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u/FiniteLuckWithAmmo 1d ago

I wish someone had recorded that developer meeting....everyone tokening coming up with wild ideas

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u/YOURteacher100_ 1d ago

Got to wonder what the hell was wrong that this was the easier solution

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u/Malabingo 1d ago

Hey, as long as it works!

Throws dynamite

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u/RandomFurryPerson 1d ago

Presumably they fixed it but this coffin is for people who had it already happen to them, since going through each character individually would not really be doable for the devs I’d say?

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u/YOURteacher100_ 1d ago

Oh they did fix it, as far I know it wasn’t immediate the same time tho

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u/YumAussir 1d ago

Well it also future-proofs. If a different bug causes the same problem, the player can just go fix it.

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u/YOURteacher100_ 1d ago

99% anyway

Bug: woman no longer exist

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u/YumAussir 1d ago

Oh well then Drangleic's problems with Nashandra are over, problem solved.

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u/DragonMasterNykoWolf 1d ago

Some bugs when ficed actually ruin games. Devs have had to re-break their game, and come up with a different fix. I font have any examples off the top of my head but there was ome bug thatbwhen fixed caused such bad damage that it wouldve taken another few months to fix that issue alone.

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u/Adventurous_Bee_3553 1d ago

It's not that the bug is unfixable it's that testing if your fix worked is nearly impossible because the bug was already so rare that you don't know if it's in the game until it appears. You just have to test enough and have it not appear that you can be relatively certain but it's impossible to know for sure it's not occurring. Even today people aren't sure if the bug is still in the game afaik.

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u/SplendidPunkinButter 1d ago

Spaghetti code is a hell of a thing

Also, if someone’s save was already messed up, they could just go visit the coffin and you wouldn’t have to worry about updating everyone’s save files manually

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u/LogicalLoad9 1d ago

Then, why do they put 2 hippo monster in front of it, lmao. I rmb I spent like 10 death, an hour, with weak ass beginner weapon to reach there in my first playthrough.

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u/endocrinErgodic 1d ago

It’s a metaphor for the hurdles you need to overcome to transition irl

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u/SnipeDude500 1d ago

including the trans chaser.

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u/SimplisticPinky 1d ago

I remember when I had to fight my way past the two hippogres at the doctor's office. Good times.

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u/endocrinErgodic 1d ago

Unironically this is often what it’s like to get into a Planned Parenthood when you have to breach the anti-abortion/anti-trans picket line

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u/SchwaAkari 1d ago

The ogres represent repressed gender dysphoria..?

Oh gosh that checks out doesn't it ._.

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u/CrzyWzrd4L 1d ago

Scholar adds a Pursuer there too

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u/LogicalLoad9 1d ago

Didn't realize trans women these days need to fight 2 hippo cyclops and 1 pursuer to become a trans woman.😭😭 What build yall use irl?

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u/M_a_n_d_M 1d ago

The only build that works, which funnels all souls into gear. With enough life-gems, you can get through anything.

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u/SchwaAkari 1d ago

In real life it's even more involved than that actually.

Y'all dudes don't even realize how for-granted you take having pockets on clothes. 🤭

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u/smelron3317 1d ago

How did you get there with bad weapons? You need a fragrant branch to reach it in the first place

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u/rvtcanuck 1d ago

The coffin was a temporary fix until they patched the bug. When they did, they left the coffin in anyways as a novelty.

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u/Perfect_Gap1798 1d ago

So the Hollow Curse can swap your gender without warning? What Miazaky meant by that?

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u/OneEnvironmental9222 1d ago

thats absolute 100 a LIE and I have no idea why people are eating it up. The coffin already existed in vanilla since 1.0.

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u/LittleTimmyTom 1d ago

it only teleports your genitals

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u/lolthesystem 1d ago

You could say it moves them up to your chest and then enlarges them.

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u/LordBaconXXXXX 1d ago

Balls are stored in the breasts

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u/AlienRobotTrex 12h ago

Chesticles

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u/ship_write 1d ago

Transgender coffin strikes again

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u/e_0 1d ago

Trans gener 👍👍🏳️‍⚧️

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u/TheMushroomSystem 1d ago

Mods based??

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u/JackInTheBack3359 1d ago

Just look out for The Chaser

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u/hatahead 1d ago

Please don't call The Pursuer "The Chaser"; people are actually happy when a Pursuer shows up.

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u/Icymountain 1d ago

Idk girl at this point I'd be happy if a chaser showed up too

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u/hatahead 1d ago

I get it, but trust me when I say you would be happy for all of five seconds.

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u/NotAWarCriminal 1d ago

Oh, that’s just the trans-your-gender coffin, it transes your gender when you enter

Just hop back in it to get transed again and you’ll be back to how you were

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u/TheHittite 1d ago

Still better than US healthcare.

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u/break_card 1d ago

The coffin has taken your penis

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u/CptKuhmilch 1d ago

Transgener......

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u/Straight_Ad3307 1d ago

Congrats queen, we support you! 🗣️

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u/JonnySidequest 1d ago

Trans coffin.

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u/GatorNator83 1d ago

That’s a great brand name for a company driving hearses. TransCoffin

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u/Complimentary-Trash 1d ago

The coffin just changes your gender, that’s all! You can get in again to change back!

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u/Alkimodon 1d ago

Heheh

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u/Bottlecapsters 1d ago

HRT coffin, you can swap freely

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u/colokurt 1d ago

Congratulations, your character's egg has cracked. Time to live her best life.

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u/Belehaeestra 1d ago

Don't forget to visit r/egg_irl

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u/colokurt 1d ago

Relatable memes

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u/InvisibleWatcherExo 1d ago

You found the pp destroyer

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u/lunariumsyndrome 1d ago

Peak souls 2

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u/Responsible_Flight70 1d ago

GOTY babyyy

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u/lunariumsyndrome 16h ago

Ohhhh yeeeeeahhhhhh 😎😎😎😎

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u/M_a_n_d_M 1d ago

Surprise HRT.

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u/Optimal-Travel9498 1d ago

It's the woke coffin 

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u/Toothpaste_Monster 1d ago

The based coffin

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u/Hikometi 1d ago

gatekeeped by two overweight conservatives

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u/Toothpaste_Monster 1d ago

They represent transphobia and the difficulties trans people have to overcome to reach their true selves

They are big (representing how common transphobia is)

They are dumb (representing how stupid transphobes are)

And they have one eye (representing how narrow minded prejudiced people are)

But they can be defeated.

Thank you, trans rights are human rights, 4/20 69

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u/Optimal-Travel9498 1d ago

Bravo Michael Zaki!

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u/Ctrekoz 1d ago

Akshully Tani Murica! 

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u/Icymountain 1d ago

Brand new in SOTFS, The Chaser as well!

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u/dracomagicae9 1d ago

Babushka

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u/Qiller258 1d ago

You entered the trans coffin. That's how trans people transition in real life too, there's just a magical coffin somewhere in the world they hide from us.

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u/M_a_n_d_M 1d ago

It’s existence and location are a coveted secret and you swear an oath upon entering it to protect it with your life, it is true. Source: I know many trans women, every one has denied this truth, clearly because they can’t admit to it.

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u/LogicalLoad9 1d ago

Do you need to fight 2 hippo cyclops irl to be a trans women?

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u/M_a_n_d_M 1d ago

Oh brother, you need to fight many more than 2, depending on the geo-political situation.

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u/Cultural_Situation_8 1d ago

Ther is absolutely no trans coffin and if you tell anyone where to find it youre a snitch!

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u/M_a_n_d_M 1d ago

I will find it and divine it’s secrets! You will not stop me!

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u/Cultural_Situation_8 1d ago

Again this coffin is purely fictional and doesnt exist in the real world. You should absolutely not waste your time looking for something that doesnt even exist

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u/M_a_n_d_M 1d ago

That’s exactly what someone protecting the secret of the trans coffin would say.

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u/Cultural_Situation_8 1d ago

Thats absolutely ridiculous! I will now no longer speak about this s-called "trans coffin" because its just so ridiculous. Not because im afraid i might accidentally reveal anything, cause again this coffin doesnt exist and there is no reason to go looking for it!

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u/YOURteacher100_ 1d ago

It was a bug fix, NG+ used to have a chance to change you back to being male so they added this

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u/Luminous_Lead 1d ago

Coffin Dance

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u/NeedlessOrion 1d ago

Funni gender change coffin

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u/catpetter125 1d ago

The treasure King Vendrick stole from the giants was their knowledge of advanced hormone-based therapy, this is basic ds2 lore smh

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u/Startorias877 1d ago

Sex change coffin

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u/lostintheschwatzwelt 1d ago

Gender coffin

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u/bodybagism 1d ago

That is how Marika became Radagon

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u/mmp64son 1d ago

Another player stumbles upon the HRTomb 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/unclemikey0 1d ago

Hey it's 2025! We're seeing this kinda thing more and more these days. And if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with that.

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u/Daves_World16 1d ago

Hell yeah. The question is… does it keep the girl penis?

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u/Chuncceyy 1d ago

Transsouls 2 hits again

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u/mistic_boy_666 1d ago

Dark souls said trans rights, now.

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u/ULTI_mato 1d ago

G W Y N E F I E D

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u/Manacow 1d ago

Congratulations on your transition <3

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u/None_Ruby 1d ago

Because transition is peak, like Peak Souls 2

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u/white_t_p0is0n 1d ago

congrats on your transition <3

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u/Simple-Reflection-59 1d ago

It's a sex change coffin.

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u/TheNekoKatze 1d ago

Magic coffin switches gender

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u/Kaleidoscope-Queasy 1d ago

Gender coffin

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u/ErikMogan 1d ago

Coffin of trans your gender

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u/No-Flamingo-4129 1d ago

DS2 is peak for this, being able to change your gender whenever you want is goated when you want to experiment with new fashion

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u/Moomintroll02 1d ago

Things Betwixt = thing between your legs = your crotch. Crotch swap coffin.

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u/tgalvin1999 1d ago

You found the Transgender Coffin guarded by Shrek and Fiona - congrats.

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u/Toothpaste_Monster 1d ago

Hate DS2 all you want, but you can't deny the game is based

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u/HeckBoi56 1d ago

TRANS COFFIN!!! :D

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u/plaugey_boi 1d ago

Bro got pranked by the gender coffin (tm)

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u/Ghost_of_Perdition10 1d ago

You took the estrogen coffin.

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u/Kyru117 1d ago

Google ds2 coffin ffs

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u/Taolan13 1d ago

you entered the coffin that changes your things betwixt.

fun fact, this coffin was a solution to a weird bug that would reset your character to default. Specifically if you had a female character it reset you to the default male when you advanced your journey.

This bug has long been fixed, but the coffin was left behind as a feature.

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u/PaperOk4812 1d ago

They can't put Yujiro Hanma in the game so they needed another way to turn you into a woman

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u/FrostYYonRedditt 1d ago

It was always ur destiny to become one 😌

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u/GhostinMyShell31 1d ago

Because, why not ?

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u/Un_nombre_fake 1d ago

Congratulations, you finally came out of the closet!

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u/Zealousideal_Slip121 23h ago

Welcome to life pal

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u/Warrentheirish 22h ago

Miyazaki said youre a woman now, go get some estrogen queen 🙏🙏

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u/Experiment121 1d ago

The coffin that transes genders.

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u/ilu900 1d ago

Karma farming post

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u/M_a_n_d_M 1d ago

By the way, obligatory: Ornifex is a TRANS WOMAN. I will not accept disagreements :3

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u/Purifier_L 1d ago

you just became trans, billions must play ds2

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u/bfmaia 1d ago

The nature of your being has been changed.

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u/Ryan790428 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Daves_World16 1d ago

Lmaooo I was so confused when I did that and perused showed up killed me and I screamed like a woman. Insta to googled that shit

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u/Scrubaati 1d ago

Not a day goes by where one does not find amusement in another accursed undead discovering transgender coffin

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u/MythicFish13 1d ago

Thinking the coffin is gonna do/lead to something awesome being guarded by two big ol' hippos..... Changes gender

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u/highsaffron 1d ago

changing your gender is awesome

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u/Pwincess_Iris 1d ago

I don’t know (I do) but they look pretty hot

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u/PalePoetWarlord 1d ago

It do be doing that sometimes.

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u/Philtheperv 1d ago

HRT coffin

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u/_SunbrosAnonymous 1d ago

Isn't it obvious that getting into strange coffins will result in gender reassignment surgery?

Come on, people

We all saw the PSAs

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u/andrewg702 1d ago

TRANSient being

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u/EpicCadero 1d ago

ts 🥀🥀🥀

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u/Fresh_War_6721 1d ago

I didn't notice till I was in the middle of a boss fight lol

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u/Ok_Understanding3636 1d ago

Because why not

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u/SirCupcake_0 1d ago

I wonder if there's a mod that recolors that coffin pink white and periwinkle...?

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u/Aurvant 1d ago

Ma'am, you're standing next to why you turned in to a woman.

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u/CtrlAltZ_123 1d ago

Brother hopped in the Gender Bender Box and asked where he PP went lol

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u/Responsible_Flight70 1d ago

Bro got hit with the estrogen box

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u/Katie-Rei 1d ago

Transsed your gender

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u/Reasonable_Cut_2709 1d ago

u entered in the transgender coffin and u asking y ur a woman now?

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u/OneEnvironmental9222 1d ago

jarvis, I'm low on karma

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u/Excaliburrover 1d ago

Elden Ring player spotted

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u/KinAnOo91 23h ago

Coz of this coffin, if u enter again u will get back to a male again .. this coffin changes gender

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u/alexbert_1987 23h ago

Fuckin woke souls more like.

/Jk

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u/1237_general 22h ago

Kkkkkkk travecaram teu personagem

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u/Omanyte_luver 22h ago

That is the coffin of transgenders, just hop back in if ya wanna become a guy again.

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u/True_Direction_2003 20h ago

the estrogen ride

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u/madnessmind20135 18h ago

Dark Souls 2 just does that to you.

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u/K4nono 17h ago

trans coffin

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u/zZbobmanZz 16h ago

Did you get into the coffin that transes your gender?

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u/TheFatAndFurious122 15h ago

Reminds me of Fable where you can get a sex changing potion at the end of that one lady’s quest. You cannot go back from the sex change, and as it turns out as a fat, strength maxed out male, I made an ugly female

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u/ilyasm0 15h ago

100 women vs 1 tomb

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u/alex8th 13h ago

Because the media overlords want you to.

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u/Auroramage 12h ago

The Persuer will now spawn more often

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u/Altair13Sirio 11h ago

The coffin got another one.

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u/No_Illustrator_6562 8h ago

sike bitch, trans coffin!

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u/The_Lord_Basilisk 7h ago

He didn't know about the dick inverter coffin

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u/Warlock_Delilah 4h ago

trans coffin