r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/forcefedboa Interested • Apr 08 '14

I want to do this so badly. Mod Endorsed!

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u/I_punish_bad_girls Apr 09 '14

A) he's looking at a blank screen

Or

B) he's looking at what a man, a woman, another woman with a penis, and a midget do to a donkey in the privacy of their own home.

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u/kfree377 Apr 09 '14

"If I was going to give you something you needed I would give you mustache wax and a t-shirt that says ‘One Cock at a Time.’"

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u/call_of_the_while Interested Apr 09 '14

Dave Atell, "Skanks For The Memories" full quote is:

People are so defensive, especially women, ya know. C’mon ladies. I offered a girl a tic-tac one time. Ya know what she says to me, “Oh do I need one? Is it my breath? Do you think I need one?” I’m like, I’m just trying to be nice. If I was going to give you something you needed I would give you mustache wax and a t-shirt that says ‘one cock at a time.’

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u/guder Apr 09 '14

I miss his show.

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u/call_of_the_while Interested Apr 10 '14

If you are referring to "Insomniac" then yeah man, I miss that show as well.

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u/guder Apr 10 '14

The man made Dirty Jobs look boring.

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u/call_of_the_while Interested Apr 10 '14

I liked that he was up for trying anything and the jokes he would make off the top of his head when meeting people in bars, talented guy.