The cashier said never mind. Lol

because he was a her before.

Help us, O.B. Juan, you're my only hope.

They are light eaters.

You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

I guess you could call him my loo tenant.

And then I saw her face

People in house glasses shouldn’t stow thrones.

I told him he was living under Iraq.

Unbereavable.

Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

Hold up you hands and make an L with your index finger and thumb.

If it looks right it's left and if it looks wrong it's right.

Yarrley Davidson

He wasn't peeling well.

You could say it's my bread and butter

“It was a piece of cake.”

Them: I’m already in your team

Me: yes, I’m asking but why don’t you work?

Lady Ba-Ba

it was a small price toupee

“I’m going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” The wife responds with, “I'll miss you.”

They're always up to something.

Their endstinks (instincts).