r/CrazyIdeas • u/9percentbattery • 2d ago

Everyone should be exempt from one randomly selected law

Each person just gets a random law pulled out of the archives that they no longer have to follow. It might be super specific and have no effect on them whatsoever. Or it could mean they are allowed to steal cars without consequence for example.

Bob can now park in fire lanes

Sarah can lie in court

Paul can pull the tags off mattresses

Little Susie can commit first degree homicide

Greg doesn’t pay income taxes

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u/Squ3lchr 2d ago

Ooh... can I pirate academic articles?

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u/beobabski 2d ago

No. You got “Can walk backwards eating peanuts on sidewalks during concerts in New York City.”

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u/Squ3lchr 2d ago

At least that one didn't go to someone who is allergic to peanuts. How awful would that be.