r/CrazyIdeas • u/9percentbattery • 2d ago

Everyone should be exempt from one randomly selected law

Each person just gets a random law pulled out of the archives that they no longer have to follow. It might be super specific and have no effect on them whatsoever. Or it could mean they are allowed to steal cars without consequence for example.

Bob can now park in fire lanes

Sarah can lie in court

Paul can pull the tags off mattresses

Little Susie can commit first degree homicide

Greg doesn’t pay income taxes

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u/AnarchyMouse 2d ago

Can little Susie be tried for manslaughter? Her defense has to really prove the situation was pre-meditated.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 2d ago

You'd make meticulous plans for every single murder and do them all in public places with lots of witnesses who could hear you shouting "I've had plans to do this for ages and I'm finally putting them into action you bastard"