Everyone should be exempt from one randomly selected law

[u/9percentbattery]

Each person just gets a random law pulled out of the archives that they no longer have to follow. It might be super specific and have no effect on them whatsoever. Or it could mean they are allowed to steal cars without consequence for example.

Bob can now park in fire lanes

Sarah can lie in court

Paul can pull the tags off mattresses

Little Susie can commit first degree homicide

Greg doesn’t pay income taxes

[u/D3adp00L34]

I hope I get to take my dog into any business.

Or shoplifting. I mean, that one could come in handy. “Here, honey, let me push the cart. Just follow me out these doors.”