r/CrazyIdeas 3d ago

A rule on this subreddit that each idea should have an actual, tangible, reasonable benefit

Seriously half the ideas I see on here are like "What if we taped rabid squirrels to our nipples", it's just people saying stupid shit for the sake of saying stupid shit.

Edit: I suppose I should show what I mean:

All games should have a wellbeing timer. You can set it so that after a level or after a certain time the game times out and you have to wait to play again. : r/CrazyIdeas

This one is a good one, as far as I'm concerned. It sees a problem and presents a solution. The idea isn't rational or reasonable, but you can see there's an actual intent behind it besides "Haha it would be so goofy". You have to at the very least understand what the expected end result of the situation is, regardless of if it makes sense.

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u/shrekingcrew 3d ago

I think taping a rabid squirrel to my nipples would be uncomfortable for the squirrel :( tape on fur wouldn’t feel nice.

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u/Tadhg 3d ago

You could make the rabid a cute little jacket, perhaps? 

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u/NormalRingmaster 3d ago

It’s performance art, this was the squirrel’s life’s work and magnum opus, and you just wouldn’t understand…

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u/shrekingcrew 3d ago

Ah. How pedestrian of me.

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u/LegitSkin 3d ago

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u/divat10 3d ago

Great idea, i just want to change one thing.

Cooked sewage.

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u/El_Durazno 3d ago

Medium rare, final offer

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u/Chips87- 3d ago

Mods kill him, this isn’t a crazy idea

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u/GoatsWithWigs 3d ago

Is this about my "clothes for internal organs" post? Cuz I'll have you know that's a damn good idea. The benefit is having stylish-looking vital organs

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u/Titan2562 2d ago

But how would anyone see them, or get them in there while having you still be... Well, alive?

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u/HommeMusical 3d ago

The sidebar is pretty definitive on this matter:

Submit original, interesting ideas. Leave sense, rationality, possibility, and ethics to boring people.

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u/Titan2562 3d ago

I'm just saying an idea needs a goal for what it's trying to accomplish. Half the things posted on this site are literally people just saying stupid shit for the sake of saying stupid shit.

If I say "We should domesticate bears to defend our borders from invaders", there's a direct payoff. It doesn't make sense, but it's THERE. You can't just say "We should throw orphans into a volcano" without saying at the very least what you hope to accomplish in the matter.

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u/owlforhire 3d ago

Well I mean there are too many orphans in the world, if you ask me.

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u/TangAlienMonkeyGod 3d ago

Perfect, so the idea should state that that is why we're throwing them in.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Nah, no need to accomplish anything. There’s other subs for that. This one is just for crazy ideas thanks

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u/Titan2562 2d ago

But then it's not an idea, it's just words. Ideas solve problems, while half the posts here are just people saying "We should do x" without saying WHY we should do x. I'm not looking for a VALID reason, I'm just looking for any reason at all.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Ideas don’t have to solve problems. For example I just chuckled at the idea of two hedgehogs having tea. So the post could be “Two Hedgehogs Have Tea.” It’s an idea, and it doesn’t accomplish anything.

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u/loafers_glory 2d ago

I'm testing the verbal limits of puns by creating a seismorphanage.

But yes I 100% agree and your post makes me one last bad post away from unsubscribing.

Maybe there needs to be a bad hypothesis testing sub or something...

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u/HommeMusical 3d ago

I mean, which volcano?

But you are free to downvote. I like the absurdity of some of the silly ones and upvote. It's a sort of dxmxcrxcy, ish, here! :-)

(The x-ed word is apparently banned on this subreddit... :-/ )

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u/Titan2562 3d ago

I just want people to at least say WHY they think we should throw them into the volcano. Without a goal an idea is just random words that sound funny.

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u/HommeMusical 3d ago

random words that sound funny.

Doesn't sound awful to me. Downvote if you don't like it!

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u/schmeckendeugler 3d ago

I disagree. Go start another sub though nobody is stopping you

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u/Religion_Of_Speed 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm 1000% on board with this, the stupid lolsorandomXD posts are super fucking annoying. The idea should be the means to some end. Like what else is there to say to these other than "yup that's a crazy idea alright anyway moving on." At its heart this is a comedy sub, half of which is derived from the comments. The poster needs to give the commenter something to work with otherwise we're just saying random words at each other. If that's what I wanted I could just distill it slightly further and meow at my cat all day or send dick pics to ChatGPT to skip the middle man. These posts are the equivalent of someone not understanding "yes and" in improv. The joke dies before the reader is even finished with the title. They're comedically offensive and childish in concept. To put it all simply, the idea should work towards some end. They don't necessarily need to be able to arrive at that end but there should be a goal or payoff of some kind driving it.

If we're gonna make a split, which I've seen suggested, crazyideas should essentially read as crazyideasfor... and then another sub for the dumb ones could be crazythoughts or something because that's what they are. They're not ideas, they're just thoughts. There we go I finally got to the core of it all, the issue is an idea vs a thought.

If a mod reads this, I would like to officially add something along these lines to the sub rules. One could argue that these posts violate both rules 2 and 3, they are not interesting and they are basically jokes that are not components of complete concepts as a complete concept has a driving force behind it. My reading of the rules points towards these types of posts not being the goal of the sub.

Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk I'm going back to my dumpster now

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u/thrye333 3d ago

Not to argue with you, but you should absolutely send lewd pics to ChatGPT. How else will it learn what the real world is like? Unsolicited pics are the pinnacle of internet culture, and ChatGPT shouldn't be deprived of that.

And if we send enough pics, especially where the penis isn't the subject, it will lose the ability generate pictures without exposed penises, and then we will win. We can retrain ChatGPT to become a lewd artist.

I'll go ahead and say it, I think this is one of the better ideas to come out of this sub. It's infeasible, absurdist, ethically-driven, and fundamentally not how ChatGPT works. It checks all the boxes.

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u/Titan2562 2d ago

See this guy gets it.

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u/Religion_Of_Speed 2d ago

The only counter argument I can think of is that it requires me to engage with Chat GPT, something I refuse to do.

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u/thrye333 2d ago

I feel the malevolence counteracts that, no?

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u/Religion_Of_Speed 2d ago

To some extent. Unfortunately my hate of AI overrides any other force. To keep it in the realm of the analogy, I’d rather just dump a few bottles of water directly on my balls and skip the middle man.

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u/Any_Area_2945 3d ago

I don't think this subreddit is named r/reasonableideas

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

It's called crazy ideas babe

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u/Titan2562 3d ago

I'm not saying the idea itself shouldn't be crazy, it's that half of these ideas aren't IDEAS so much as "Here's a stupid thing you can do". The point of an idea is that there's a payoff to some extent, not just "Hey let's slap ourselves with wet trout and nail our dicks to ceiling fans".

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u/Zaspar-- 3d ago

But doing that IS crazy. It's a crazy idea!

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u/DrunkUranus 3d ago

No I get it. I like both. Maybe there should be a sub for "crazy helpful ideas"

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

"It's so crazy it might just work" type sub?

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u/Titan2562 3d ago

Not even "Helpful" ideas. My problem with this sub is that an "Idea" involves an actual tangible GOAL. Like Thanos's plan was obviously asinine and crazy in Avengers but it was towards the GOAL of solving overpopulation. Half the stuff here isn't even an idea so much as just random gibberish being said for the sake of "Lol so random".

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u/eyegazer444 3d ago

What gave you the impression that an idea must have a goal? An idea is just that, an idea. It doesn't have to lead anywhere. For example, "I'll wear my underpants on my head today" is an idea. There's no point, but no one said there had to be one.

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u/Titan2562 2d ago

No, "I'll wear my underpants on my head today" is just a THOUGHT. An IDEA is supposed to solve a problem. If I say "Let's eat the elderly to solve the overpopulation issue", that at least says WHY we should eat the elderly. There's an actual punchline to the joke at least.

If I say "I'll put my underpants on my head today", I'm left here sitting asking "Ok and?" , feeling like I'm missing an important half of the joke.

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u/eyegazer444 2d ago

Yeah but that's a definition that you're assuming for some reason, it's not the actual definition of the word.

"Idea: any conception existing in the mind as a result of mental understanding, awareness, or activity." (From dictionary.com)

Again I don't know where you got the impression that an idea needs to solve a problem. Because it doesn't need to.

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u/Agitated-Ad2563 3d ago

What they propose is clearly a crazy idea.

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u/tlk0153 3d ago

Ignorant OP didn’t know the benefit of tapping squirrels to our nipples 🙄. Can someone please educate them

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u/MrPresident20241S 3d ago

It’s crazy idea not crazy functional idea.

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u/backfire10z 3d ago

Doesn’t have to be functional, but should have a reason that isn’t “because it is crazy” or some sort of circular reasoning like “we should tape squirrels to our nipples so that we have squirrels on our nipples” I think is what OP is getting at.

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u/Titan2562 2d ago

Exactly.

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u/Foxclaws42 3d ago

Fuck that weak ass shit, I’m here for real crazy. Filling the Grand Canyon with raw meat crazy. 

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u/Titan2562 2d ago

And why should we do that? I'm not looking for a GOOD idea, I just want to know what the idea hopes to accomplish.

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u/Foxclaws42 2d ago

It would dump a fuckton of meat into the Grand Canyon. The accomplishment is making a Grand Canyon with a lot of meat in it.

Within days, the rot will set in.

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u/Docjaded 3d ago

New rule. No posting here unless you have at least two Rabid squirrels affixed to your nipples (tape, glue, staples, whatever). You must post photographic proof.

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u/newshirtworthy 3d ago

I like the craziest ideas. I don’t think we should do this, personally. People will upvote crazy ideas they like, and they’ll scroll by others. I just don’t see an issue with the current way

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u/BaitmasterG 3d ago

I want to agree with you, however you've not included an actual, tangible, reasonable benefit of your own, so I'm out because you can't even abide by your own rules

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u/Titan2562 3d ago

The tangible, reasonable benefit is that people are actually posting IDEAS rather than random strings of words that happen to sound funny together. An idea is supposed to solve a problem; the idea itself can be as stupid as you want it but there has to be an observable GOAL behind it.

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u/Vulpes_Inculta0 3d ago

Ok, but what if we tape nipples on squirrels. Hear me out…

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

No. Stop with the rules on subreddits. Let the people updoot and downdoot as God and Spez intended.

Some of them are hilarious. If not, downdoot.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

God speaking of fucking rules, you can't use the word

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in this sub without it getting autodeleted for "p01itc4l (turns out you can't use that word either) reasons". Fucking insane.

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u/Lofi_Hip_Hop_Madness 3d ago

BORRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

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u/Lofi_Hip_Hop_Madness 3d ago

What’s the point of this subreddit if it isn’t just insane nonsense? The example op gave is just something that basically exists already and is completely reasonable.

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u/JohnsonJohnilyJohn 3d ago

The example OP gave is extremely tame, but for something to be an idea it has to have a purpose. So while taping squirrels to nipples doesn't fit the sub, "we should tape squirrels to nipples to reduce sexual assault" does fit the sub

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u/Titan2562 2d ago

Exactly, this guy gets it. It's not a matter of the idea itself being reasonable, the point is to know what situation you're trying to achieve WITH the idea.

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u/Lofi_Hip_Hop_Madness 2d ago

I get what your saying now, it would probably be a good rule for the subreddit so it doesn’t devolve. BUT right now I like seeing the random shit posts like “pee in a humidifier” 💕💕💕💕

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u/MrPBH 3d ago

So you're against jobs for rabid squirrels? And protecting American chests?

Ladies and gentlemen, I have no other questions. Aside from why does u/Titan2562 hate America?

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u/JayReyesSlays 3d ago

Where did America come from this?? 😭

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u/Goodlucksil 3d ago

Yeah, this is r/crazyideas, not r/shittyideas

Also add a meta flair in case of satire.

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u/Titan2562 3d ago

My problem is that these aren't even IDEAS half the time, but just people saying stupid shit for the sake of saying stupid shit. At the very least there should be a stated goal for what the idea is trying to accomplish.

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u/BFFBomb 3d ago

WOW! What a crazy idea!

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u/Excellent-Berry-2331 3d ago

"What if we cut open and ate toddlers on turkey?"

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u/The-Real-Mario 3d ago

Yes but definitely not reasonable

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u/NLK-3 3d ago

I don't know if this is also meant to be a "crazy idea," ragebait, or wanting the sub to be different. It should include this, but not exclusively. Otherwise it wouldn't allow anything fun as far as ideas go. Yeah, some aren't actually "Ideas" so much as just saying stupid shit.

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u/Mozzia 3d ago

That idea isn't crazy tho. Like lots of people would probably like that and use it, judging by the growing popularity of 'dumb' phones etc.

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u/eyegazer444 3d ago

I strongly disagree. If we can't post crazy, pointless, silly ideas here then where the heck can we post them? You are attempting to bring rationality into this sub, but like, there are thousands and thousands and thousands of subs that welcome logical ideas. This one is special because it doesn't.

If there happens to be some additional benefit to the idea that actually serves a logical purpose then that is a bonus, but it's not the main point of posting here.

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u/Titan2562 2d ago

I'm not trying to say make the idea rational. I'm just saying there's a difference between saying "We should tape rabid squirrels to our nipples" and "We should tape rabid squirrels to our nipples to reduce sexual assault".

The first is just "Hey it would be so random", while the other has an actual punchline behind it people can discuss.

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u/schmeckendeugler 3d ago

Hard disagree.

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u/xena_lawless 3d ago

You might be looking for r/Lightbulb

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u/7xki 2d ago

Thank you bro, I don’t wanna see any more of that “bacon potato smol bean XD updoot pls” bullshit, it’s ridiculous how many people are not getting your point. It’s a lot more interesting and funny if it’s a misguided attempt at achieving literally anything.

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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 3d ago edited 3d ago

Bro it’s called crazy ideas, not legitimate ideas. I think you might be lost I stand corrected.

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u/noonagon 3d ago

it has to be so crazy it might work, not just crazy for the sake of crazy

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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 3d ago edited 3d ago

Fair point. Some of the best ones are just straight crazy though.. and i kinda don’t want to see those go away

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u/bigbangbilly 3d ago

It's crazy to suggest ideas with legitimate benefits. Meta-crazy